Drinking Quotes

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver

I guess I forgot we were going out tonight.""We always go out on Fridays.""It's Thursday, Alvis.""You are so tied to routine.

I tried that too, you know. After ... my family was murdered, and I was waiting for justice, I tried to hide inside a bottle. But some men, Tony, [..] are not small enough to fit into a bottle.

If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.

Was I on a hangover?

If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?""What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said."Tomorrow morning, " Mabel said.

Ale, man, Ale's the stuff to drink, for fellows whom it hurts to think.

How about a drop of something to cut the phlegm?Why don't you stay sober today?We didn't come to New York to stay sober.

A torch-light procession marching down your throat.

For when the wine is in the wit is out.

He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

He who drinks a little too much drinks much too much.

I have never been drunk but I've often been overserved.

In vino Veritas. (In wine there is truth.)

They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.

What when drunk one sees in other women one sees in Garbo sober.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Temperance is the control of all the functions of our bodies. The man who refuses liquor goes in for apple pie and develops a paunch is no ethical leader for me.

Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same.

The innkeeper loves the drunkard but not for a son-in-law.

Whisky drowns some troubles and floats a lot more.

Malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat and to drink and to be merry.

An Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink.

Eat bread at pleasure drink wine by measure.

It's a naive domestic burgundy without any breeding but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

He is . . . like many other geniuses a greater friend to the bottle than the bottle is to him.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

We had gone out there to pass the beautiful day of high summer like true Irishmen - locked in the dark Snug of a public house.

It's a long time between drinks.

Drink today and drown all sorrow You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow.

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning that they may follow strong drink that continue until night till wine inflame them.

I would appeal to Philip she said but to Philip sober.

All excess is ill but drunkeness is of the worst sort. It spoils health dismounts the mind and unmans men. It reveals secrets is quarrelsome lascivious impudent dangerous and bad.