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Drinking Quotes: "It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol."

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.



Drinking Quotes: "When the wine is in, the wit is out."

When the wine is in, the wit is out.




Drinking Quotes: "She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft."

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.



Drinking Quotes: "They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." In the Marine Corps, you can make that horse wish to hell he had."

They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." In the Marine Corps, you can make that horse wish to hell he had.




Drinking Quotes: "I am drinking the stars"

I am drinking the stars



Drinking Quotes: "Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby... the great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people - I think I am innately lazy."

Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby... the great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people - I think I am innately lazy.



Drinking Quotes: "I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops."

I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops.




Drinking Quotes: "There are more old drunks than there are old doctors."

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.



Drinking Quotes: "Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne."

Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne.



Drinking Quotes: "The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes."

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.



Drinking Quotes: "Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold."

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.



Drinking Quotes: "I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking."

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.




Drinking Quotes: "My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities."

My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.



Drinking Quotes: "I am awake, I might as well be drinking"

I am awake, I might as well be drinking



Drinking Quotes: "You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque."

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.



Drinking Quotes: "If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't."

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.



Drinking Quotes: "Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same."

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.



Drinking Quotes: "Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard the waste of the tissues, and so take the place of food."

Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard the waste of the tissues, and so take the place of food.



Drinking Quotes: "A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone."

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.



Drinking Quotes: "One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood-one to calm down, one to perk up, one to celebrate, one to deal with disappointment, and so on."

One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood-one to calm down, one to perk up, one to celebrate, one to deal with disappointment, and so on.



Drinking Quotes: "If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?"

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?



Drinking Quotes: "Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over."

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.



Drinking Quotes: "Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls."

Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls.



Drinking Quotes: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.



Drinking Quotes: "The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher."

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.



Drinking Quotes: "When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.



Drinking Quotes: "I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin"

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin



Drinking Quotes: "If drinking don't kill me, her memory will."

If drinking don't kill me, her memory will.



Drinking Quotes: "I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink."

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.



Drinking Quotes: "Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess."

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.



Drinking Quotes: "My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky."

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.



Drinking Quotes: "Loneliness sometimes gives me a quantity of creativeness - you're drinking another glass of wine and you're feeling even worse. Art doesn't work without pain; art also exists for compensating pain."

Loneliness sometimes gives me a quantity of creativeness - you're drinking another glass of wine and you're feeling even worse. Art doesn't work without pain; art also exists for compensating pain.



Drinking Quotes: "I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew."

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.



Drinking Quotes: "Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good."

Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.



Drinking Quotes: "Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs."

Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.



Drinking Quotes: "I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty."

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.



Drinking Quotes: "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.



Drinking Quotes: "Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication."

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.



Drinking Quotes: "I like to have a martini/Two at the very most."

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.



Drinking Quotes: "I think better when I'm not sober"

I think better when I'm not sober



Drinking Quotes: "We have a few things in common - smoking, drinking, and women. Photography just gets us out of the house. (To photographer Juergen Teller)"

We have a few things in common - smoking, drinking, and women. Photography just gets us out of the house. (To photographer Juergen Teller)



Drinking Quotes: "I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish."

I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.



Drinking Quotes: "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.



Drinking Quotes: "Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne."

Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne.



Drinking Quotes: "Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman."

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.



Drinking Quotes: "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!



Drinking Quotes: "Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking."

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.



Drinking Quotes: "I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.



Drinking Quotes: "breathing, sleeping, drinking, eating, working, dreaming, everything we do is dying. to live, in fact, is to die."

breathing, sleeping, drinking, eating, working, dreaming, everything we do is dying. to live, in fact, is to die.