Drinking Quotes

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

Eating, drinking, sleeping a little laughter ! much weeping! Is that all ? Do not die here like a worm. Wake up! Attain immortal bliss!

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!

I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later I took a long taste of the end result: a glass of delicious drinking water.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Payday came and with it beer

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination

When we hang on to resentments, we poison ourselves. As compulsive overeaters, we cannot afford resentment, since it exacerbates our disease.

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Faded way too long, I'm floatin in and out of consciousness

Drinking is another way of thinking, another way of living. It gives you two lives instead of one.

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

Our studies have shown that all cases of typhoid of this type have arisen by contact, that is, carried directly from one person to another. There was no trace of a connection to drinking water.

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.

My nerves could use a drink.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

Drinking wine is just a part of life, like eating food.

Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.

I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Their love as a dragonfly, skimming over echo park, stoppin to visit the lotus. Eating dreams and drinking blue sky.

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.