Drinking Quotes

Their love as a dragonfly, skimming over echo park, stoppin to visit the lotus. Eating dreams and drinking blue sky.

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.

Tea is more than an idealization of the form of drinking; it is a religion of the art of life.

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna work forever. Until I die. I wanna die on the way to a show.

Good people drink good beer.

Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

I failed eating, failed drinking, failed not cutting myself into shreds. Failed friendship. Failed sisterhood and daughterhood. Failed mirrors and scales and phone calls. Good thing I'm stable.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Clean water is not an expenditure of Federal funds; clean water is an investment in the future of our country.

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.

I'm in the mood to get faded, so please bring your finest.

I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink of it deeply, or taste it not, for shallow thoughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking deeply sobers us again.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until you're dead.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

Not only does one drink champagne, but one inhales it, one looks at it, one swallows it ...And one drinks it.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.

The true practice to meditation is to sit as if you where drinking water when you are thirsty.

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.