Drinking Quotes

Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence.

Years ago, women sat in the kitchen drinking coffee and discussing life. Now they discuss the same topics while they run.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

The best way to learn about wine is in the drinking

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.

I don't know, I'm not from this neighborhood."-to Jake LaMotta after a night of drinking when LaMotta asked "is that the sun or the moon?

But Champagne is not drinking.

Champagne is the one thing that gives me zest when I am tired.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun.

They who drink beer will think beer.

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.

Drinking alone holds no fun. Drink with friends or strangers! Be foolish, least you'll remember something meaningful.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Drinking water is like washing out your insides. The water will cleanse the system, fill you up, decrease your caloric load and improve the function of all your tissues.

As the moths around a taper, As the bees around a rose, As the gnats around a vapour, So the spirits group and close Round about a holy childhood, as if drinking its repose.

I get energy from meditation practice and from eating healthy fresh food, only one cup of espresso in the morning, and not drinking too much.

Philosophy teaches how man thinks he thinks; but drinking shows how he really thinks.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced; the imagination is stirred, the wits become more nimble.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

While briskly to each patriot lip Walks eager round the inspiring flip; Delicious draught, whose pow'rs inherit The quintessence of public spirit!

Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

The world over, give a guy money and it goes to drinking, gambling, and women. When you give a woman money, it goes to feeding, clothing, helping people.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough.

There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more successful actor.

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.