Drunk Quotes

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk.

If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA meeting, throwing money in the basket, and leaving.

I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's Sonata for Two Pianos and Percussion, or the Reatles' White Album?

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way of reaching it attains it by getting drunk.

I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.

Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead.

The NHL's opinion of itself is so high.... Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our way.

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky!

My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.

There were times that I would be drunk and just leave a place by myself because I had an impulse and wasn't thinking through the repercussions on others.

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

You teach your 16-year-old with your heart in your mouth to be a good driver and none of that makes any difference when some drunk comes around a corner and runs a stop sign.

I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian.

Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk is to be intimate with a fool.

We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?

I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far.

What I do with my kids is - and I think they probably do ignore us - is No Alcohol. If they're drunk they will be grounded for time immemorial.

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!

I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love.

The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other - it's about celebrating people's talent.

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.

In order not to feel time's horrid fardel bruise your shoulders, grinding you into the earth, get drunk and stay that way. On what? On wine, poetry, virtue, whatever. But get drunk!

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry it's - don't. I'm going to send out for some fried chicken.

I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have listened to the simple sound of water running in tubs and wished to drown

I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't seem like anything to do with me.

The very dogs were all asleep, and the flies, drunk with moist sugar in the grocer's shop, forgot their wings and briskness, and baked to death in dusty corners of the window.

I have fought my fight, I have lived my life, I have drunk my share of wine; From Trier to Coln there was never a knight Led a merrier life than mine.

Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.

Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk.

I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.

The important thing is to be drunk.