Drunk Quotes

Everyone danced -- sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound.

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.

It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape.

He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face.

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students.

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.

Listening to radio was like group meditation or a moment of silence in church. You can't get the same effect with TV unless you're very drunk.

At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.

Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up your body.

I rely on the promise, God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.

I'm not really the party person. I don't "become myself" once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had honored those prayers and healed me of alcoholism.

Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in someone else's words. Or we could get wicked drunk and just go.

Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime.

Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober.

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.

If a girl gets assaulted, it's not because she was drunk. It's because somebody decided to assault her.

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk.

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk.

Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a surprise to people that they are seeing it.

He made her drunk, this man made her drunk; and every time his eyes flashed into hers she could not breathe.

She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the moon from the sky and drunk its light so that she would never die. And she never had.

There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk. You can do anything. Ask Kevin.

You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down drunk.

I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it.

I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.

And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood.

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third.

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.

For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was great.

When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four in the morning, and people go to New York looking for debauchery.

It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize, how would it sound to a drunk cynical guy in London?

I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers.

It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars.