Drunk Quotes

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

Is drunk dancing a type?

I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my friend once. I had knickers on! I'll leave the real mooning to the boys.

I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.

You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in considerable quantity, has an intoxicating effect. I became ... drunk.

I stifled a sigh and ignored the Imprinted Drunk Vision Girl.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

I was never in the office [of Rolling Stone]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time together socially, which is to say "drunk."

I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical, impenetrable separation between him and his fellows.

Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young...

They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the same well as them.

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe?

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.

I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home and doesn't do anything.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French.

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.

Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.

Drunk nerds. Not my thing.” “You like nerds.” “Not nerds who join fraternities,” Cath said. “That’s a whole subclass of nerds that I’m not interested in.

Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only then do you know what it is.

He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk." "And yet, I remain unkissed tonight," mused Adrian.

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

The typical computer network isn't like a house with windows, doors, and locks. It's more like a gauze tent encircled by a band of drunk teenagers with lit matches.

That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar.

Many police officers watch for vehicles without headlights because it's a telltale of a drunk driver.

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That he's no longer an obnoxious drunk?

It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money!

If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger and arrogance, those appear.

My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk I was.

My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that.

Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.

I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone's man or get drunk on TV.

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk

A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris)

Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and spits it out in disgust*

I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy.

I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute.

I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk.