Drunk Quotes

Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit.

As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Let's go and get drunk on light again - it has the power to console.

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.

Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta?

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime.

There's only one man really responsible for those events - Yahya Khan. Both he and his advisers were so drunk with power and corruption they'd even forgotten the honor of the army.

I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid.

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

I'm drunk. Correct. What the f*** is it to you?

I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man

Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes.

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.

I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.

I like to push people till I get the truth out of them. Get them drunk, or whatever. Then discover what they really think. Push them and push them and push them.

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?

God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love.

Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses.

If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire.

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk

Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.

Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

If you did not write every day, the poisons would accumulate and you would begin to die, or act crazy or both-you must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.

When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he has met with a powerful thing which he does not know how to handle.

You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere.