Drunk Quotes

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I had never drunk anything but liquid nitrogen?

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk.

The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out in a few minutes.

Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.

As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk

He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude."

I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book.

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

A bird in the boughs sang "June," And "June" hummed a bee In a Bacchic glee As he tumbled over and over Drunk with the honey-dew.

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.

Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally, just as, incredibly, there are people who enjoy getting drunk.

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

I'm a mischievous drunk.

There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.

The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a drunk driving at high speed. The reality is that it was murder.

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer when people ask me: Why do you write about hunger, and not wars or love.

I do not have to be high to be great. I do not have to be drunk to have a good idea. I can sit with my thoughts and not feel crazy. I can do it... I can do it without the dope.

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.

Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country music is. It's not just songs about getting drunk and leaving your girl.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in literature.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.