Drunk Quotes

The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a drunk driving at high speed. The reality is that it was murder.

There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.

I'm a mischievous drunk.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British.

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get drunk, go to church, go to analysts, or take part in demonstrations.

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.

Friends don't let heads drive drunk!

I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures: too stupid to fall down, you just keep slugging and stay on your feet.

We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.

I'm drunk but truthful.

Let others seek renown in arms; For me wine's wars have greater charms: Then fill the bowl, boy; fill it high: 'Tis better drunk, than dead to lie.

It didn't make much difference what time of night it was, whenever [my father would] come in drunk, he'd say, "Get up and sing me some songs." We didn't want to sing but we sang.

Be drunk with LOVE, for Love is all that exists.

Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

I become drunk as circumstances dictate.

I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it. I don't really have drunk friends.

Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave

I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a wall, with a sword pressed to your chest?

People say things to me like, 'It's really cool that you don't go out and get drunk all the time and go to clubs.' I appreciate that, but I'm kind of an introverted kind of person just by nature.

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!

Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to check the mental exhilaration produced by extended sobriety.

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.

About medications that are drunk or applied to wounds it is worth learning from everyone; for people do not discover these by reasoning but by chance, and experts not more than laymen.

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

I am not so think as you drunk I am.

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.