Drunk Quotes

Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may not have loved me perfectly, but he loved me as well as he could. (189)

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.

Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected

The human heart would never pass the drunk test.... If you took the human heart out of the human body and put a pair of legs on it and told it to walk a straight line, it couldn't do it.

No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid and muddy, and drowned in a deluge of water.

Sonny Boy Williamson (II) was a beautiful guy, a straight guy... (but) he was always raising hell one way or another, so you never could tell if he was drunk or sober.

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.

I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination.

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination.

You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then I did this and it was so interesting.

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for.

Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober.

When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British.

Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot.

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.

Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. Sometimes you run over a drunk who's lain down and fallen asleep on the warm pavement. I mean, do you keep going, or what?

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

Oh, you crows! Feast away! What a spread! Soup straight from the eye sockets! And thick red sake! But don't have too much Or you'll surely get drunk.

It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.

I never am sea sick, never. I am sea drunk!

I was five years old the first time I got drunk.

The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.

I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your various, like, suburban arrests, I guess.

In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you'll find Complete and immediate relief.

Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh.

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows.

It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk.

Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism.

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)

Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power.

Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find 'em on my doorstep, and it's like Christmas. I get excited.

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.

I'm drunk when it comes to clothes.

Jack, you've debauched my sloth.

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much.

Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys.