Drunk Quotes

I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water and wine. The deaths ye died I have watched beside And the lives ye led were mine.

I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball.

Energy literacy means you can see the waste in disposing of a plastic bottle after you've drunk water from some place on the other side of the world.

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to do it.

I'd say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with.

Although wine when it is read somewhat lacks the savour of wine when it is drunk, wine remains a very pleasant thing both to read about and to chat about.

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' "

Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup.

A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

Tommy Dorsey was the last of the band leaders... He was ahead of his time; if he got drunk, he got difficult, but then who the hell isn't difficult when you get drunk.

Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances.

Delia picked at the raw sores of her conscience...Drunk or sober, Delia lived in the small town in her heart, ignoring the world in which all her love had turned to grief.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and laughing bad-breathed in your face at its own unfunny jokes.

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

Whenever I have talked to anyone at too great length, I am like a man who has drunk too much, and ashamed, doesn't know where to put himself.

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today.

Good wine, well drunk, can lend majesty to the human spirit.

Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk.

Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans.

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

Creationists use facts the same way a drunk uses a lightpost: for support instead of illumination

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof.

Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of Love.

And patience flees my heart, And reason flees my mind. Oh, how drunk can I get to be, Without your love's security?

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.

I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.

Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it.

He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth. They were both drunk. Everything familiar and welcome. Everything beautiful.

It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards.

Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.