Ducks Quotes

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. No furniture, no light fittings, no carpet, no bodies. Not a single body. Nothing but the million ducks, the three million ducklings and a window.

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?

The fox often offers the duck its pond.

I moved from Italy to Oregon in the '80s - sort of like moving to the middle of a "Duck Dynasty" episode, which was massive culture shock to say the least.

The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

Tuck in your tail, little duck.

They're not chicks. They're ducks.

confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head.

I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private.

Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.

I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?

Their oldest child, James, had spoken laughingly about Will's unrelenting fear of ducks and his continual battle to keep them out of the pond at the family home in Yorkshire.

I am stronger when Tessa is here, you see. I told it to you," said Jem, still in the same soft voice. At that, Will did duck his head so that Tessa could not see his eyes. "I see it," he said.

I shall never eat duck again. I cannot believe I used to like duck. The duck betrayed me.

I do not walk like a duck.

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101.

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.

Our minds have a tendency to wander. To duck and feint and keep us at a slight remove from the moment at hand.

Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me Duck.

Even nowadays some people see me as a "vreemde eend in de bijt" [translated literally as the strange duck in the pond. In other words, an outsider].

I still want to play music but I don't want to look like Donald Duck while I'm doing it.

I might do my own independent film, that my husband wrote for me, if all the ducks are in a row.

Even if the project requires you to have all the ducks in a line, I can't do that. I don't create way.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck." Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck.

You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth.

'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse.

Where do the ducks go in the winter?

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

London is a dead duck, as far as innovative new music is concerned, unless you want to have your head blown off with some outrageous, rubbish, pounding dance music.

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.

In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit, makes him a friend.

I'm an expert cook when it comes to preparing the quail, ducks, geese and wild turkeys that I hunt on the farm.

Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.

Smart people duck when they hear the dread announcement 'I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.

My kids would come in from school and sit on the floor in front of the TV and line up duck call boxes and put the stickers on the duck call and then put them in the boxes.

People ask me about all sorts of sounds. There's a sound of a screeching toy or a rubber duck and everybody asks me about that, but it was an absolutely random thing, just a cool sound.

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

With the exception of Obama's belated lame-duck behavior, the US has always, in practice, supported Israel unquestionably.

My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'