Duct Tape Quotes

Duct Tape Quote of the day

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen.

Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything.

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ...duct tape.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real.

A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything.

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.

What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.

Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.

Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.

They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.

Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.

Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people.

I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either.]

After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended.

Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces.

Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.

Duct tape can't fix stupid, " Bas growled. "Maybe not, " Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.

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