Dumb Quotes

We all lived in this century, I didn't live in this century.

Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

It's a humbling thing being humble.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Half this game is 90 percent mental.

Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb?

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Only dumb people are happy.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

There are no dumb questions?only dumb answers.

Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around.

The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad!

I think a lot of people haven't even seen my videos but just hearing my name are like "Oh, that's that dumb Internet thing." And I'm definitely trying to shake that a little bit.

As for rosemary, I let it run all over my garden walls, not only because my bees love it but because it is the herb sacred to remembrance and to friendship, whence a sprig of it hath a dumb language.

Rappers can't sleep, need sleepin', B.I.G. keep creepin', Bullets heat-seekin', Casualties need treatin', Dumb rappers need teachin'.

And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too personal, get your tough skin on and stand firm.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

There's things people say in the barbershop they won't even say in their own living room, because it's just one of those zones where nobody's going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion.

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.

The future masters of technology will have to be light-hearted and intelligent. The machine easily masters the grim and the dumb.

That was a f****g dumb question. If I didn't think I was gonna win, why the hell would I be fighting?!

No civilization is complete which does not include the dumb and defenseless of God's creatures within the sphere of charity and mercy.

If I come up with rules or limitations it focuses me in a direction. And those rules can change if you realize it's a dumb idea. You start to mutate it to see what fits best.

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.

When you think about the complexity of our natural world - plants using quantum mechanics for photosynthesis, for example - a smartphone begins to look like a pretty dumb object.

One rational voice is dumb: over a grave The household of Impulse mourns one dearly loved. Sad is Eros, builder of cities, And weeping anarchic Aphrodite.

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

I'm pretty goofy and I make a lot of dumb jokes - life is too short to be serious, so I guess that's how I flirt. To be honest, I think I'm too shy and reserved to be a proper old fashioned flirt.

Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.

More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.

There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan.

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

It's deep-rooted, the music of being young and dumb, It's never muted, in fact, it's much louder where I'm from.

No matter how often you knock at nature's door, she won't answer in words you can understand--for Nature is dumb. She'll vibrate and moan like a violin, but you mustn't expect a song.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.