Eb White Quotes

I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh.

Governor Romney has been a great success in business. He has been a great success as executive, as governor of Massachusetts. I think that's the kind of guy we want in the White House.

I'm a former federal prosecutor, I've fought terrorists and won and when we get back in the White House we will fight terrorists and win again and America will be safe.

It is our obligation to stop Hillary Clinton now and never let her get within 10 miles of the White House again.

[John F. Kennedy] kept a diary and in the White House dictated his thoughts. He felt real guilt at the killing of [Ngo Dinh] Diem, the leader of South Vietnam.

What happens to conservatives when they get near the White House? How come they only seem to be talking the good talk at, say, the Senate level, when they don't have to run the show?

The Indians are still winning the battle against the white men, but sooner or later, the white guy will win.

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

Every member of Congress and every Senator kind of runs their own race with their own message because they don't want to necessarily have dictated from the White House what that message should be.

I'm poor white trash from the state of Washington.

The establishment? Well, guess what? Donald Trump now is the establishment. His primary opponents, many of them are interviewing for White House gigs.

It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yes. This is expected to be the first time Barack uses his veto power.

President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the White House fence for joy.

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a drinking buddy.

Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq

The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again.

I am excited to have a black president because white supremacy is real and it needs to be shattered.

North Korea announced that they have nuclear weapons and they have no plans to give them up. The White House, acting quickly, announced their plan to invade Iran.

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.

The White House announced plans to begin normalizing relations with Cuba - this as we're awkwardizing relations with Russia.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

Every White House I have covered since Reagan, when I got here, power has been more concentrated in the White House than the one before.

The core threat to democracy is not in the White House, it's the [Bush] haters themselves.

Decision-making power, whether it's on foreign affairs or domestic affairs, is concentrated in the White House in a reasonably small circle.

According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'

Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush.

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.

Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers.

The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website is called ' Irony.gov. '

However, white male privilege means white men are not collectively denigrated/targeted for those shootings - even though most come at the hands of white dudes.

In colleges throughout America, students are taught to have disdain for the white race. I know this sounds incredible, or at least exaggerated. It is neither.

I was in the White House for a year and a half. Up to that point, all my jobs had been very unglamorous.

The White House will run itself while the president is away. That's why he has to be sure not to be away too much.

As a matter of fact I've been asked to come when I'm free to play at the White House.

If you want to understand what is going on in the White House today, you have to begin with Barack Obama.

Once at the White House I was asked to conduct the Drum and Bugle Corp. The man just handed me the baton and I finished the song. It was great. I got to keep the baton.

Starting pitching will either lead you to the White House or the out house.

Work continuously to trim the White House staff from your first day to your last. All the pressures are to the contrary.

I have to say, early on, to be fair, in the [Barack] Obama administration, the Obama White House said that Fox News was not a true news organization.

To drain the swamp of corruption in Washington, D.C., I started by impose ago five-year lobbying ban on white house officials, and a lifetime ban on lobbying for a foreign government.

Together, we will lead the Republican party back to the White House and we will lead our country back to safety, prosperity and peace.

The state that has a very, very special place in my heart. I love people of Arizona and together we are going to win the White House in November.

I'm going to live in the White House with my family.

I walked into the main entrance of the White House, and I said to myself, "This is sort of amazing."

Keeping Crooked Hillary Clinton out of the White House!