Eggs Quotes
Eggs Quote of the day
A house should not be built so close to another that a chicken from one can lay an egg in the neighbor's yard, nor so far away that a child cannot shout to the yard of his neighbor.
Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.
I was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me
The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. The God's name is Abraxas.
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.
For Sunday breakfast, I make orange and ricotta pancakes, crepes and eggs. You know men, we usually go for breakfast because it's the easiest thing to cook and then we try to make it seem fancy.
If people say that here and there someone has been taken away and maltreated, I can only reply: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
I raise my stein to the builder who can remove ghettos without removing people as I hail the chef who can make omelets without breaking eggs.
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
In our dreams we can have our eggs cooked exactly how we want them, but we can't eat them.
I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.
My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can't beat that on a Sunday morning, especially with a cup of tea.
There can be no good character in civil government if there is none in the people. You cannot make a good omelet with bad eggs.
Words are like eggs dropped from great heights; you can no more call them back than ignore the mess they leave when they fall.
But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs.
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.
The greatest safety lies in putting all your eggs in one basket and watching the basket.
Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
The butterfly in a caterpillar: the eagle in an egg; the saint in a selfish human being.
As with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad.
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways, like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me.
One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and - pop! - out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar.
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.
I don't eat meat, fish, or eggs. I was never a big meat-eater, but I've got more energy now.
The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling.
