Eggs Quotes

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.

It is the sin of omission, the second kind of sin, That lays eggs under your skin.

You cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.

Being a wiseass in a groupthink environment is like throwing an egg at a bulldozer.

A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.

I was in Yorkshire. We were a family of five and I used to be sent sometimes to get the rations for the week and was easily able to carry them back. It was like one egg and a tiny bit of tea.

We don't “crave” animal-based meat, dairy, and eggs, but we do crave fat, salt, flavor, texture, and familiarity.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys.

Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell.

I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled eggs with whole-wheat toast and try to get some fruit in there.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

A hen's egg is, quite simply, a work of art, a masterpiece of design and construction with, it has to be said, brilliant packaging!

It used to be standard practice that the pre-match meal consisted of egg, steak and chicken. But I talked them into changing to complex carbohydrates. So now they will sup on porridge, pasta or rice.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

I feel like I'm walking on eggs and can't take another step.

I love eggs fried over medium.

God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.

Stalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.

An egg white omelet with vegetables is one of my favorite breakfasts.

Each thought that is welcomed and recorded is a nest egg, by the side of which more will be laid.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

What breaks in daybreak? Is it the night? Is it the sun, cracked in two by the horizon like an egg, spilling out light?

Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one.

I'm cool with whatever. I'll just keep eating my bread, sipping my soup and serving my time. But the chicken is going to lay some more eggs one day.

If you march your Winter Journeys you will have your reward, so long as all you want is a penguin's egg.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg.

There is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs.

Younger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg.

Zimbabwe's stock market was the best performer this decade - but your entire portfolio now buys you 3 eggs

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow.

Sit and do nothing. Every once in a while a golden fish swims by and lays her golden eggs. You'll know.

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

The argument about zoning and the presidency of Nigeria is like the philosophical argument of the egg or the hen. Who is older through the evolutionary process, who came first?

We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs.

I want to live my life without filters. I don't walk on egg shells. I say what I want and I'm a very free spirit.

I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.

I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast.

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

what I love is slowness. Slow people, slow reading, slow traveling, slow eggs, and slow love. Everything good comes slow.

Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.

It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!