Eggs Quotes

what I love is slowness. Slow people, slow reading, slow traveling, slow eggs, and slow love. Everything good comes slow.

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

My first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother.

My keep-match meals: I'm good to go together with kale salad. Actually, Justin [Theroux] makes an ideal one with a poached egg and quinoa. It's actually scrumptious.

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.

Ive had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six.

Most people put money in their piggy bank. I buy a goose that lays golden eggs over and over again. That's what an asset is.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

What is done is done; and the cracked egg cannot be cured.

Do not give, as many rich men do, like a hen that lays her eggs ...and then cackles.

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

When one starts from a portrait and seeks by successive eliminations to find pure form... one inevitably ends up with an egg.

I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy.

Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.

The goose lays the golden egg. Payrolls make consumers.

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.

Because the golden egg gleamed in my basket once, though my childhood became an immense sheet of darkening water I was Noah, and I was his ark, and there were two of every animal inside me

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

When you start with a portrait and try to find pure form by abstracting more and more, you must end up with an egg.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.

I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.

I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.

Don't put eggs under dead chickens.

The egg can be your best friend if you just give it the right break

Put not your Knife to your mouth unless it be to eat an Egge.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

This morning I paid seventy cents for two little old dried-up slivers of bacon and one cockeyed egg. It took me till noon to get my appetite back.

I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more inside me pushing to get out.

The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.

I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out. I gotta start healthy or I'll be off the rails all day.

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit.

There is no generation from an egg in the Mineral Kingdom. Hence no vascular circulation of the humours as in the remaining Natural Kingdoms.

You don't have to be able to lay eggs to know when one of them is rotten.

His life was one long extravaganza, like living inside a Faberge egg.

I used to work a lot on food issues and every time somebody predicted that production would be inadequate they got egg on their face a year or two later.

A duck's nest was found today near the trail on the dry open prairie with as far as could be seen no water or marsh near. The bird flew off but could not tell what species. The eggs nine originally.

When stalking one’s prey, it is best to take one’s time. Say nothing, and as sure as eggs he will become curious and emerge.

If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough.

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

The egg is the symbol of perfection. Do you want an egg?

There's no law that decrees when not to whinge, but you reach a certain age - 80 seems about right - when you're expected to manifest querulousness - the coffee's too hot, the boiled egg's too soft.