Eighty Quotes

I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty.

Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships.

I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having them.

Eighty percent of those people with a passport from the Netherlands who go to Syria as jihadists are actually Moroccans.

At eighty-eight how do you feel when getting up in the morning?...Amazed!

After the age of eighty, all contemporaries are friends.

In a dream you are never eighty.

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

On the average, five times as many people read the headline as read the body copy. When you have written your headline, you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.

There is natural ignorance and there is artificial ignorance. I should say at the present moment the artificial ignorance is about eighty-five per cent.

Eighty percent of our criminals come from unsympathetic homes.

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.

We are people with all the hopes, dreams, passions, and faults of everyone else. Eighty percent of us are born into families with no history of dwarfism.

Olympics is global competition in which eighty, ninety, hundred, hundred and ten countries participate.

If eighty percent of your sales come from twenty percent of all of your items, just carry those twenty percent.

[On The Philippines:] ... eighty dialects and languages are spoken; we are a fragmented nation of loyal believers, divided by blood feuds and controlled by the Church.

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me?

Eighty percent of Americans with HIV do not know they are infected.

Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

Great. Now I have to go back and tell Haymitch I want an eighty-year-old and Nuts and Volts for my allies. He'll love that.

Eighty to 90 percent of success in a company has nothing to do with business at all - it's all personal.

After eighty, there are no enemies, only survivors.

I'm writing mostly to thank you for living you eighty years and to tell you I love you and think of you often.

She decided she'd rather die in some less memorable way- maybe falling down the stairs, or going peacefully in her sleep at the age eighty, after a nice quiet life with Percy.Yes, that sounded good.

Marx was fortunate to have been born eighty years before Walt Disney. Disney also promised a child's paradise and unlike Marx, delivered on his promise.

At whatever age you find the truth, that will be your real birth year! That's why man can be born even at the age of eighty!

Subconsciously, Islam took over me so it was like eighty or ninety percent of the fabric of the person I was.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to tail an eighty year-old woman Its hard. Really hard. Really...slow. -Grabrielle

You don't defeat a terrorist network that operates in eighty countries by occupying Iraq.

When [the] life span of America women is approaching eighty years having kids is not going to take it up.

Eighty percent of all novels are bought by women, or so I've heard.

What have I to do with millions [of people]? The eighty I know despise me.

I'm a huge fan of Eighties music.

If you are a carrier of a particular set of genes, your probability of committing a violent crime goes up by eight hundred and eighty-two percent.

Eighty percent of language lies to us.

She started drinkin' we weren't thinkin' too straight, she was doing eighty slammed on the brakes. Got so hot we had to pull to the side, did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night.

My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: 'Yeah,' she said, 'I'll be dead pretty soon. And frankly, I don't give a damn.'

At seventeen I'm waiting for my life to actually begin. I'm afraid I'll wake up tomorrow eighty years old and I WILL STILL BE WAITING.

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.

Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

An eighty-nine year old kid from Boston playing a blues in New Orleans takes a lot of chutzpah.

Nursing is not only a natural vocation for a woman, but an occupation which increases her matrimonial chances about eighty per cent.

My theory is that when you're young, you should work eighty hours a week to create a product or service that changes the world.

My guess is that well over eighty per cent. of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.

Eighty's a landmark and people treat you differently than they do when you're seventy-nine. At seventy-nine, if you drop something it just lies there. At eighty, people pick it up for you.

Eighty percent of everything ever built in America has been built in the last 50 years, and most of it is depressing, brutal, ugly, unhealthy, and spiritually degrading.

We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler.