Embarrassing Quotes

Embarrassing Quote of the day

Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment.

The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a hair extension and it fell out on set.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

It's almost embarrassing to go back into my liberal background because it was about as shallow a belief system as humanly possible.

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

It was beyond embarrassing or humiliating or even mortifying. It was ego-slaying!

The quantum is that embarrassing little piece of thread that always hangs from the sweater of space-time. Pull it and the whole thing unravels.

[To Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, on his return from self-imposed exile, occasioned by the embarrassing flatulence he had experienced in the presence of the Queen:] My Lord, I had forgot the fart.

It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.

Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

Sometimes I try a Mai Tai. It's so fruity. It's a little embarrassing, but I like it.

But I learned that there's a certain character that can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. If you can sit happy with embarrassment, there's not much else that can really get to ya.

When I had dyslexia, they didn't diagnose it as that. It was frustrating and embarrassing. I could tell you a lot of horror stories about what you feel like on the inside.

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.

What about your crepe?" "Stuff It." "She's crazy about you," Mavis commented. "It's almost embarrassing, the way she fawns.

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.

I don't feel like embarrassing Kurt by talking about what a psycho hosebeast his wife is, especially when he knows it already.

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'try to be a little kinder.'

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

Message to all rioters: put down your brick, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you're acting like soccer fans! It's embarrassing.

Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.

There is always a certain leap of faith that editors have made with their nonfiction writers. If the trust is broken, things can get very embarrassing for the writers and the publisher.

My parents are older, and they lead a somewhat sheltered life. It was difficult to talk with them about things that were embarrassing to me, and that I had never spoken to them about

It is the answers, not the questions, that are embarrassing.

The dominant purpose of the First Amendment was to prohibit the widespread practice of government suppression of embarrassing information.

To me, failure is not fatal unless you quit; getting knocked down is not embarrassing unless you allow it to keep you down.

It is not advisable to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.

I really don't like showing people how I play things; it's a little embarrassing because it always looks so simple to me.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

I think that phrase is the most horrible phrase in the English language - 'I don't know.' It's terribly embarrassing.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

Do you know what is really embarrassing and makes your pride hurt? Lacking some skill? Not being able to earn some money? It's not that. Fearing something once, and being scared of it forever.

Yes, it’s embarrassing to be born again, but imagine how embarrassing it must have been to be born the first time. At least this time you get to wear clothes!

I love to meet the fans. I just get embarrassed with those who weep. I don't know what to do or what to say. It's a very embarrassing situation.

It is an embarrassing time to be an American. It really is. It's humiliating.

Obama is not embarrassing. The country is embarrassing.

I think what can be most shameful or embarrassing is when our bodies broadcast a secret we'd prefer no one to know. This is why I hate rashes, in particular face rashes.

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

If the director says you can do better, particularly in a love scene, then it is rather embarrassing.

Music has always been a huge part of my life and when I was a kid I was always throwing myself into whatever I could music-related - even if it was a little embarrassing!

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

My parents were hugely supportive like that. I was always the best - it's so embarrassing, isn't it? I was always the best at everything.

All my legitimate jobs were embarrassing. I used to be stock boy at an Odd-Lot, making $35 a day.

It would be really embarrassing to introduce yourself as somebody who makes beauty.

To write an autobiography, you've got to expose other people. I hope to get out of this world as gracefully as possible, without embarrassing anyone.

I don't like to think about being an influence. It's embarrassing.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.