Employee Quotes

*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.

All employees have an innate desire to contribute to something bigger than themselves.

Love comes in seemingly insignificant moments and if you’re not paying attention, you might miss them.

If you want to become successful employer tomorrow, work hard on learning and practicing few simple disciplines and positive thoughts as an employee today.

You know that when ex-military personnel start assassinating their own government's agents that something funky is going on.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

You can be the most productive and most effective, but politics show up as ego, jealousy and sabotage from bosses who can’t perform.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

Teach your employees how to build relationships with your customers.

He who makes $25, 000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100, 000 annually through a salary.

The difference between an Employer and an Employee is that as payday approaches, the Employee is full of hope and expectation while the Employer is full of fear and trepidation

Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

The employment equation used to be built on a foundation of two-way loyalty. The world has changed. Today, successful employment relationships can only be sustained on a foundation of two-way honesty

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.

Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

Bad boss? Fire him/her. When you're interviewing for a job, You're job is to interview them. You are an equal.

The reason why employee relations have lost its sheen in aiding productivity, is to be searched for, within the doors of your corporate structure, i.e. your human resource department.

Technical expertise is only a tiny portion of what it takes to be a successful employee and, particularly, a successful leader.

Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.

Your Employees is Part of Your Company, If you want to improve your business Treat like friend not like servant.

It is generally believed that nearly 40 percent of your first impression will be set from the tone of your voice. Your vocal thermometer can be more impactful than the actual words you use.

Your tone of voice can be conveyed in both the words you speak and in the words you write.

Your tone can represent the character of your business, the strength of your resolve, and express the depths of your convictions.