English Major Quotes

English Major Quote of the day

The number one secret of being a successful writer is this: marry an English major.

I was an English major in college, and then I went to graduate school in English at the University of North Carolina for three years.

I was an English major in college!

I was an English major in college with minors in Fine Arts and Humanities.

I had higher math SATs than in English - yet I became an English major in college.

I read good. I was an English major.

What? It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.

Finding a technical cofounder would have been difficult for me. I was an English major and didn't know any computer programmers.

Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.

I was an English major at UCLA when I was 18, and then I left after a year to start acting. I was educating myself during that time.

In the beginning of college I wanted to be an English major, but then I became interested in international relations.

I was an English major, so I love discussing possibilities and alternate theories.

I have no scientific training at all. I was an English major in school. Everything I learned about science I've learned as a journalist would, finding out what I needed to know.

I was an English major in college, though I ended up getting my degree in "General Stduies" because my grades were too bad to qualify for an English degree.

I was an English major in college, took a ton of creative writing courses, and was a newspaper reporter for 10 years.

I did try to go to college and try to be an English major.

More than anything, being an English major made me more appreciative of authors and what an incredible feat it is to just finish a novel, let alone a really brilliant one.

I was an English major in university and that got me into novels, but I read a lot of books as a kid.

I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it:The past, present, and future walk into a bar—it was tense.

I wished I hadn’t majored in women filling their pockets with stones and sticking their heads into ovens. Maybe tomorrow the pinhole would widen and I would want to be a marine biologist.