Eve Quotes

We're children of God through our blood kinship with Christ. We're also sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, with a hereditary craving for forbidden fruit salad.

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

Peace on earth and mercy mild are still possible. On Christmas Eve, all things are possible.

The story had held us, round the fire, sufficiently breathless, but except the obvious remark that it was gruesome, as, on Christmas Eve in an old house, a strange tale should essentially be . . .

It's hard to say what I meant by "as we know it." I'm not about to go up on a mountain on new year's eve and wait for the lightening to strike.

If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.

I was a total nerd growing up. I'd rather sit home and read a novel on New Year's Eve and say, 'Wow, I read the whole thing in one night!' That was my idea of a big time.

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

I want to keep you, till the end of days.

That world is ended, as if it had never been. Let the race of Adam and Eve take warning.

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

I love watching 'Twilight Zone.' New Year's Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year.

Adam and Eve derived the fullness of joy and bliss from their contemplation of all the animal creatures.

It doesn't embarrass me one bit to let you know that I believe Adam and Eve were real people.

I sometimes think Adam and Eve were Russians. They didn't have a roof over their head, nothing to wear, but they had one apple between them and they thought that was Paradise.

A new poll showed that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job handling the war in Iraq and the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.

Didn't people call New Year's the loneliest night on the calender? She took comfort in knowing somewhere on the planet, someone might be as miserable as she was.

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.

I've never seen such a bunch of apple-eaters.

I'm usually at home and in bed by 10 o'clock. I do not want to be out at anybody's New Year's Eve party.

Isn't the first story told in the West about the Fall? Adam and Eve were immigrants too from somewhere, a lost Eden, a paradise lost. We all now are so mobile, so nomadic .

Games were moved to New Year's Eve as part of a plan by college football executives where they want to create a tradition of watching football on New Year's Eve.

Since Adam and Eve ate the apple, man has never refrained from any folly of which he was capable.

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.

Lord, here am I, send me, I will redeem every son and daughter of Adam and Eve that lives on the earth, or that ever goes on the earth.

The biggest idea that I have learned - I basically went in to write a book about Adam and Eve, ended up writing a book about love. And what did I learn? Love is a story you tell with another person.

Sins are timeless. Sins are an everyday reality for every one. Sin has been in existence since the beginning of man, since Adam and Eve. It will always be pertinent.

If you over plan New Year's Eve it's going to be a disaster so you have to be alive to changes.

I was at a New Year's Eve party, and someone asked me how was my year, and I said, 'I honestly think 2011 was the best year of my entire life,' and I actually meant it.

St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.

I always work on New Year's Eve, no matter what.

And New Year's Eve is very, very important to me.

Without the Christian explanation of original sin, the seemingly silly story of Adam and Eve and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, there was no explanation of conflict. At all.

celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

I believe in the story [ of Adam and Eve]. For me, it's a story.

We've sort of agreed that the account of Adam and Eve is a story.

[The story of Adam and Eve] it's poetry. One must interpret it as poetry. The first 11 chapters of Genesis [the Primeval History] are absolutely remarkable.

My look is always glitzy for New Year's Eve, even if I am at home.

When I go, I'll take New Year's Eve with me.

Given that we are all descended from Adam and Eve, genetic defects as a result of intra-family marriage would not begin to crop up until after the first few dozen generations.

I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.

The apple . . . came before Adam and Eve in the story of creation. It had to have been there at least three years because that's how long it takes for a new tree to bear fruit.

Adam and Eve had their midlife Crisis when they realized that they were older than sin!

I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.

I wonder what Adam and Eve think of it by this time.

When I'm painting them, the whole legend and mythology of apples occurs to me, and so Adam and Eve and the snake and all the rest of it somehow gets into the picture.

One strain could call up the quivering expectancy of Christmas Eve, childhood, joy and sadness, the lonely wonder of a star