Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.

I guess I would be most grateful for my family and my friends and my dogs, my boyfriend. I'm grateful for a lot. I'm grateful to be healthy.

My boyfriend isn't a rock star. His values are rock solid. We met at a dinner and he made me laugh.

When it's over for a woman, it's over. You're not getting an appeal.

I didn't really get into boys until my junior year of high school, when I had my first boyfriend. But for the most part I was always playing sports, so I was too busy for them!

After 10 years of eating vegetarian, I tried my boyfriend's. I was overwhelmed. It was orgasmic.

The only time I had a normal boyfriend was during the time of AIDS, so maybe that saved me. It's certainly not karma.

Every day my style changes with my mood. Some days I'll feel a little more grunge and wear boyfriend jeans, but in the summer I like to feel girly and wear dresses.

I loved when my boyfriends would call me their Amazon girl.

I was shy. Bookish. The kind of 13-year-old girl who, instead of having a boyfriend, would have a crush on a dead, 19th-century author!

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.

We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for

I'm strong and I can do things that scare me. I can drive in the snow even though it terrifies me. I'm doing it all alone, I don't have a boyfriend, it was like, "I can do this."

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend.

He is a good kisser. I can definitely vouch for that.

I hate if a man says anything laddy. 'You're sexy' or whatever. I just want someone to be friendly and a little bit flirty.

No, I don't have a boyfriend, I don't want one.

And anyway, considering that her mother dies and her boyfriend's spending a small fortune to get high off someone else's bad breath, I'd say Sophie's next in line for therapy.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

You can't learn something about all women. Sometimes I feel that the older I get, the less of a grip I've got on it.

Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

It's nice to have a boyfriend, but it's even nicer to own your house when you're 21.

New York is breaking my heart. I’ve often said that it’s like having a really interesting boyfriend suddenly becoming really, really into wine, and having to have endless conversations about it.

It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you

I desperately want children. I want like four of them. But I will never have them, I mean at least with the current circumstances, living with my boyfriend.

I think I'd make a loving, caring, understanding boyfriend, who's in touch with his emotions. Or at least I'd like to be.

Before I moved to Brooklyn to pursue music, I was a high school dropout and speed freak who'd been living with her dealer boyfriend in Bucks County, Pennsylvania at 16.

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

...who proved that you don't have to do what your parents want, or what your boyfriend wants, for you to be happy. You just have to be yourself, for there is no love greater than self love

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.

Even though you're not by me side, Night, you will forever be my first man, my Zettai Kareshi

I went through times of self-hate, thinking how undeveloped spiritual I was. Everyone else in the ashram, a thousand people, nobody had a girlfriend or boyfriend. I did.

Actors are always weird about acting with their spouse or their boyfriend or girlfriend, but more because they think audiences will find it boring.

How is it possible that a boyfriend ceases to exist from one day to another?

Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies.

Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were preparing to roast him alive.

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.

I will not sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend.

You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.

I had a serious boyfriend in high school, but we would take breaks in between. You shouldn't always have a boyfriend!

I never wanted to go for the cute boys. Why would you wanna have a boyfriend that's cuter than you?

my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))