Ex Boyfriend Quotes

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

I don't like being alone. I haven't been alone since I got a boyfriend.

I think my song about 'I want to have your babies' really does freak a lot of guys out, not just my boyfriend!

I try and have family time, all the time, so you know, I get to see them a lot. And I'm always with my friends, my boyfriend, it helps me keep grounded and kind of sane

My boyfriend and I are badasses.

It's nice when your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful.

I've just always had a boyfriend my whole life, and I've - now I'm really focusing on myself and I think that's more important right now.

Will you pretend you're my boyfriend?

When I was little, I think that I wanted Superman to be my boyfriend.

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.

When The Sixth Sense was the No. 1 movie in America, I had a Canadian boyfriend whose only assets at the time were a guitar and a van. I don't know what I was thinking.

my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were preparing to roast him alive.

Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?" "In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.

I could hear hopefulness in her voice, but also doubt. She was waiting for me to admit the obvious: I’d forgotten. I was toast. I was boyfriend roadkill.

For years after 'The Last Waltz,' I got all kinds of silly movie offers - or, maybe, not silly, but parts that are not my calling lots of offers to play some wonderful boyfriend.

Actors are always weird about acting with their spouse or their boyfriend or girlfriend, but more because they think audiences will find it boring.

Unless I have my aunt or my boyfriend to take care of me, I'm a little pathetic.

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

I just remember how excited I was to have a boyfriend and be in love and to document it.

My boyfriend suggested I write two pages a day. He wouldn't take me out if I hadn't done my two pages. That's how I wrote my second novel.

I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving.

A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I'm allergic to cats and I've had a boyfriend since college.

If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

When I'm single, I don't focus. I focus on a guy if he's a boyfriend, but I don't focus on finding a boyfriend. They're never around when you want them.

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!

I haven't had time to think about a relationship! I literally have not had a boyfriend in almost five years. I've never even hooked up with anybody I've worked on a movie with.

I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job.

Your boyfriend is…well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine)

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?

What's it like going back? Fun and sexy. That's the point. It's - the only reason to go back to an old boyfriend is because you think hmm, maybe.

I come alive when I look into my boyfriend's eyes, when I embrace him, when I hold his hand and I am completely present and appreciative of all his love.

Love is sunshine, music, nature, my puppies, my boyfriend, my parents, my siblings, my true friends. It's a connection that allows us to coexist on this planet.

My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday.

Being single is wonderful and I love it. I don't ever have a morning where I wake up and say, 'I really need to find a boyfriend today.'

My boyfriend asked me to tell a story without my hands, and I couldn't talk.

Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked to her boyfriend on the phone.

You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time.

I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend, so nobody came after me.

When we kissed for the second time, we didn't stop (couldn't).

When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.

Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.

The greatest warriors fight not for crowns and splendor, but for love.

Even if love were considered a mental illness, that would not prevent it from being a pleasant one.

Love only knocks on your heart’s door when certain it has the right address.