Ex Boyfriend Quotes

I miss you, ” is how she entices you.“I want you, ” is how she charms you.“I need you, ” is how she entraps you.“I love you, ” is how she imprisons you.

If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.

When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.

If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.

They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Love is the luckiest tenant in the world, living in the hearts of men and women rent free.

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

Love is the only criminal who, after stealing your heart, convinces you to celebrate her.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

Love that causes you pain is better than hate that brings you pleasure.

Follow your heart only if it has your mind's feet.

Bitter love is better than sweet hate.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.

Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

When the heart says “yes” it is difficult for the mind to say “no.

If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.

Love is the only rose whose thorn's prick is sweet.

For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: “Yes dear.

The bitterest fruit tastes sweet when you share it with someone you love.

To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.

Don't be afraid of marrying the right person even if they come from the wrong background.

A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.

Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.

I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole.

Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.

It is never a crime to steal the heart of someone you love.

Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

Love is the only tyrant whose reign is sweet.

If a man does not treat you like a princess during courtship, he will not treat you like a queen during marriage.

Quiet love is better than loud hate.

When you fall for someone not even reason can help you up.

If you love a bird don't hold it too tightly or you'll soon be nursing a broken heart.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.