Ex Girlfriend Quotes

Love is the only criminal who, after stealing your heart, convinces you to celebrate her.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.

The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.

Wife: a former girlfriend

Love that causes you pain is better than hate that brings you pleasure.

Follow your heart only if it has your mind's feet.

I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after finding a diamond.

Bitter love is better than sweet hate.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.

Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

When the heart says “yes” it is difficult for the mind to say “no.

If you stand in the way of two people who were meant to be together, destiny's train will run you over.

Love is the only rose whose thorn's prick is sweet.

For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: “Yes dear.

The bitterest fruit tastes sweet when you share it with someone you love.

To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.

Don't be afraid of marrying the right person even if they come from the wrong background.

A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

You only need to steal a woman's heart if she won't give it to you willingly.

Love is blind, and therefore not responsible for whoever she bumps into.

I have never met anyone who gave back a heart they stole.

Running away from someone you love is a race you will never win.

It is never a crime to steal the heart of someone you love.

Eternity is a long time, but only a day when you are in love.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a woman's attention.

Love is the only tyrant whose reign is sweet.

Quiet love is better than loud hate.

When you fall for someone not even reason can help you up.

If you love a bird don't hold it too tightly or you'll soon be nursing a broken heart.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.

There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.

Love, they said, burns youand builds you.But with you, there’s no ash.Just light.

They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.

I cared about Ben, but I was never in love with him. I was in love with what it said about me that I had a boyfriend like Ben, and that's just different.

We live only for the hope of love.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

If she says goodbye, someone else will say hi.

Your omnipresence is marvellous!I breathe and you enter me.I exhale and enter into you.