Ex Girlfriend Quotes

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people.

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend.

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me

If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you.

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

I still don't have any crushes on actresses or models. It's always been one of those things with girlfriends. They say, "Who's on your list?" What do you call it, the Get Out of Jail Free card?

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.

I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.

When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.

Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy.

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said!

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.

My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show them what a big mistake they had made.

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking.

I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die.

I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's mine

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

You have the rest of your lives to catch up together. After all, soulmates always end up together. [...] Ey-girlfriends are easily forgotten. Best friends stay with you for ever.

Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!'

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available.

I do not love you-except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, from waiting to not waiting for you my heart moves from the cold into the fire.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.