Ex Girlfriend Quotes

Love and you shall be loved. All love is mathematically just, as much as two sides of an algebraic equation.

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.

I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends.

When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

I have always tried to be a woman who protects other women. I have a sister, I have daughters, I have girlfriends, and I was raised by a feminist mother.

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll never forget that feeling.

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that.

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.

I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed.

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.

I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between.

So many female characters are the girlfriend of the person having the adventure. I want to play baseball, I don't want to be the girlfriend of the one [who plays].

I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed in by their families. I'm a very, very lucky man.

Sometimes I definitely shut people out. I can be that sort of girlfriend who crosses her arms, shakes her head and says, "Nope, I'm not telling you what's wrong. I'm fine."

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.

All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.

For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There's something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them.

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot.

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.

I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends, or have a sleepover. Otherwise my life is just work.

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't have kissed my girlfriend; he would have raped her.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers!

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.