Ex Girlfriend Quotes

I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves.

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.

One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean, you have got to realize I've been on the run for more than 30 years. I have got to have had more than that.

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.

I was giving a speech one time, and the woman who introduced me said, 'Well, she used to be J. D. Salinger's girlfriend. I thought, 'God, is that all I've been?' I didn't want to be reduced to that.

None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day.

I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.

Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it.

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.

I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women.

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn't stop laughing for an hour.

The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel.

I think it's quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I'm Warren Beatty: until I met my present wife, at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends.

My girlfriends and I just started doing plyometrics. It's a killer - it hurts so much. But when you walk out of there, you're like, 'I can't believe I just did that and my body looks this good.

I just did something on a show on UPN called "Girlfriends" that will be on television in February. I am actually a much better actor today than I was in 1996, believe it or not.

I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere.

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.

You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off.

Breaking a dream board is almost like breaking up with your girlfriend. You are super shattered at first. But then once you get another dream board, it's all good.

It's outrageous. It's ridiculous. And 'twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It's so annoying.

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every man is going to fall in love with her.

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.

I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming.

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother.

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.

If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.

It must be hard just to be someone's girlfriend.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.

I love you with the passion of a drowning man for breathing air. I can't just have enough of you and having you a little would be disastrous.

He slipped his hands around my waist and pulled me against him, tossing the ice cream cone over his shoulder. It landed with a splat on the sidewalk. 'So does that mean I have a varsity girlfriend?'

Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working or not, you either feel like a goddess or you don't

You can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposure to a public face.

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

Music is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It's universal.

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.