Ex Girlfriend Quotes

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.'

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.

If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.

Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working or not, you either feel like a goddess or you don't

I cannot keep a girlfriend longer than seven months. I have 12 jobs. I don't have time for my personal life. I'm fully aware that this is the sacrifice.

When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend.

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.

You can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposure to a public face.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are giggling about it, everything's okay.

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age.

People say love is a gift but i say love is a burden, loving someone and having to watch them be in love with someone else.

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend.

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress.

I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows.

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

As the younger brother, I think you always have crushes on your older brothers girlfriends.

I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable.

Girlfriends are vital ... Maggie [Gyllenhaal] and I will always see each other when Maggie's in London or I'm here. We'll always make time to sit and catch up properly.

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground.

I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.

Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.

A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

There are times in my life where I've had boyfriends or girlfriends.

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.

All I'm saying is that you shouldn't stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It's a choice you remake every day.

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

I had girlfriends, but settling down was the last thing on my mind.

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer

Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.