Ex Girlfriend Quotes

With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don't talk about my girlfriend because essentially she doesn't want to be talked about.

It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month.

My girlfriend has been the ice.

If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it.

Life is short, so I am one of those people - and luckily my girlfriend is too - who wants to live everywhere. I don't know how long I'll be there, but I like it right now.

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.'

Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill me and it would tell me that you love me.

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.

If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend!

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

The more time went by, the more something just happened, an Oh my god - I want to love someone freely and walk down the street and hold my girlfriend's hand.

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same.

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

I would have to take some kind of revenge if my girlfriend had been aggressed, my mother had been aggressed, or my kids had been aggressed. I think I would go for personal revenge.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

My fans are all my girlfriends

Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world.

When I first met my girlfriend, I was super intimidated. I wanted to impress her. I was thinking, Don't mess this up, man. You've gotta play your cards exactly right.

I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather post pictures of [my girlfriend] than of myself.

I don't do so well with people pretending to be happy. When I was 16, I went with my girlfriend at the time and her family to Disneyland and I was so grumpy the whole time.

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.

I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.

I think I'm a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me.

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I was shocked [of Sarah Palin ], because beating up, you know, your girlfriend, your spouse, or acts of violence aren't one of the core symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.

If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter.

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything.

Obviously I was talking to my parents and my girlfriend all the time, but it's one thing to finally be in the same room and get to be with each other and just hang out.

My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater.

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.

I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do.

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down.

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.

My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and — oh, yeah — head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one of our seasonal homes at this point.

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

When I need a break, a date night with my husband or a night out with girlfriends always does the trick.

Your life and everything about your world should be represented on your social media accounts, and everybody feels that way from family to friends to boyfriends and girlfriends.

I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?