Ex Girlfriend Quotes

My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already.

It's important to have girlfriends, because guys tend to come and go.

I think I am a little jealous of women who have great girlfriends as adults.

Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It's a language aside from the language they have with strangers.

I am fortunate to have a lot of love in my life. I love my family, I love my dog, I love my close friends, and I absolutely love my incredible girlfriend.

Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.

Sweetness flows from your appearance and your beauty makes me fall more in love with you. Anytime I feel low, I think about the good times you have given me and everything seems good again.

I think a lot of my girlfriends growing up gave themselves up to any boy who paid attention to them. I think young women now are a lot more particular. They pick and choose.

I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend.

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!

I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies.

I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with each other. We're honest, we're total goofs.

So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single.

I know that in my life my girlfriends are one of the most important relationships I have going through the good times and the bad times.

Growing up, me and my brother, we were kind of exact opposites. We were completely yin and yang. He was more rough and tumble, and I just wanted to play with my girlfriends.

I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.

Somebody's girlfriend," she said. "Somebody's sister, somebody's daughter. All these things I never knew I was before, and I still don't really know what I am.

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that.

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.

We smoked a lot of weed together [with Seth Rogen and Jason Segel]. Lonely potheads will literally spend every day with each other until they get a girlfriend. That's essentially what happened.

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.

Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer

You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126

I don't know about you, but my girlfriends have been my girlfriends forever, and they're my sisters and my family.

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.

I went through times of self-hate, thinking how undeveloped spiritual I was. Everyone else in the ashram, a thousand people, nobody had a girlfriend or boyfriend. I did.

Enjoy him while it lasts," I called. "Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD." She looked away, but not before I caught the blush staining her cheeks.

I thought [first girlfriend] was trying to make a fool out of me. Then I found out that she wasn't, and we went out. That's a very good example of how little confidence I had.

I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger.

I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis on a continuous basis...or at least monthly, for sure, I don't know.

I had girlfriends, but settling down was the last thing on my mind.

I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal.

Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishing, denying, dismissing, name-calling.

I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower, Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour.

I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I'm probably emotionally stunted.

I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know is."

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and 'Ex-Girlfriends' is a good way to show another side of me.