Ex Husband Quotes

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Mostly I enjoy the restaurants (my husband is a chef), though I wish we had a wider diversity of ethnic food.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else.

Forbear, thou great good husband, little ant.

Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces a partnership with God.

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

The rite of passage of learning to build a fire that will burn all night with one match is not an insignificant one in my husband’s family, and I grew up camping and backpacking. I love to camp.

It took me years and years of trial efforts to work out that there is absolutely no knitting triumph I can achieve that my husband will think is worth being woken up for.

If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.

Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.

A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was.

By twice born men a widow must not be appointed to ,cohabit with any other ,than her husband , for they who appoint ,her to another ,man , will violate the eternal law.

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.

Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in literature.

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

Even though I had a lucrative contract with MGM, I had a husband who was drinking and gambling our money away faster than I could make it.

Again, I shall be told that the law presumes the husband to be kind, affectionate, and ready to provide for and protect his wife. But what right, I ask, has the law to presume at all on the subject?

From the cradle to the grave she is subject to the power and control of man. Father, guardian, or husband, one conveys her like some piece of merchandise over to the other.

Just as every girl should have a husband, preferably her own, so every culture must have its state, preferably its own.

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.

[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.

That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change.

When my mother left her second husband, she wrote her autobiography and presented it to him for his approval.

Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.

The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

a man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or above themselves, I assure you.

In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.

For a woman to be at once a coquette and a bigot is more than the humblest of husbands can bear; she should mercifully choose between the two.

I understood somehow my mother's frustration. And that it was no good not only for her, but for her children or her husband, that she didn't have a real use of her ability.

I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.

Biologically and temperamentally... women were made to be concerned firt and foremost with child care, husband care and home care.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

Deliver me from your cold phlegmatic preachers, politicians, friends, lovers and husbands.

Melania Trump did not object or make a speech when her husband retweeted this. "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America."

If there is no order in your relationship with your wife, with your husband, with your children, with your neighbour - whether that neighbour is near or very far away - forget about meditation.

Sometimes what is most important to us is not obvious and can be seen only by how we respond to our husbands in everyday life.

We are not a civilized country if we can read in a newspaper what a lady tells her boyfriend or husband.

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify himself; whatwe object to is his crucifying his wife.

It is better to have a prosaic husband and to take a romantic lover.

So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons, talk to wives who had husbands overseas, and carefully study the reactions and mannerisms of a friend who was expecting.

Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes