Ex Husband Quotes
Life begins to happen. My hoppped up husband drops his home disputes, and hits the streets to cruise for prostitutes
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
We are not a civilized country if we can read in a newspaper what a lady tells her boyfriend or husband.
Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify himself; whatwe object to is his crucifying his wife.
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Ill husbandry braggeth To go with the best: Good husbandry baggeth Up gold in his chest.
One of the charges made against me is that I lived in the same house with my former husband, Dr. Woodhull, and my present husband, Col. Blood. The fact is a fact.
My first husband and I are still good friends and there is no earthly reason why I should not see him. Larry and I are very much in love.
A woman seldom comes out of a sullen spell until she's sure her husband has suffered as much as she thinks he should.
Happy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body
No, I'm not a drug addict, and neither is my husband. If that were so, you'd get a lot less work out of me. It would show in the performances and in the work.
I love Wal-Mart. You can put that down. I love Wal-Mart. My husband and I hang out there.
It took me years and years of trial efforts to work out that there is absolutely no knitting triumph I can achieve that my husband will think is worth being woken up for.
The rite of passage of learning to build a fire that will burn all night with one match is not an insignificant one in my husband’s family, and I grew up camping and backpacking. I love to camp.
Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces a partnership with God.
Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Mostly I enjoy the restaurants (my husband is a chef), though I wish we had a wider diversity of ethnic food.
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
I can no longer seduce because I love my husband. I don’t want to hurt him. I am no longer a man-eater.
In everything I do, my children come first, and my husband. I just think it's so important to maintain family stability.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.
Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.
I think if you meet the right person in life and you fall in love, that is a miracle. My husband saw me on the subway. That is a miracle!
I can make choices that make me happy, and it will ripple and benefit my kids, my husband, and my physical health. That's hard for women to own; we're not taught to do that.
My husband calls me a ginger every single day of my life, so that Im completely used to it, and Ive come to see it as a term of endearment.
I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was organised in my honour, so it was rather amusing.
It's easy to get lost in the baby. You have to make sure you give your husband attention.
The first few months of my life of every year are in total retreat. I don't see anybody except my husband and my dog, I don't talk to anybody, and I just write.
If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.
I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating my husband and keep my fingers crossed.'
It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort.
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around.
I know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband.
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
If there's no inner peace, people can't give it to you. The husband can't give it to you. Your children can't give it to you. You have to give it to you.
Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?