Ex Husband Quotes

Controversy is always a beautiful thing. I love controversy and I try to fan it as much as I can without having my husband's head pop off!

Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.

Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.

The wife ought to have the first child and the husband the second, then there wouldn't ever be any more.

I think I'm a better doctor than I am a husband. I give myself a good grade as a doctor, then the next best grade as a father, and the worst grade as a husband.

Daughters-in-law lived with their husbands' parents, not their own; a synonym for marriage in Chinese is "taking a daughter-in-law.

Hoary idea, in any case, expecting a woman to surrender her name to her husband's in exchange for his. Why? Would any man submerge his identity and heritage to the woman he wed?

I love playing strong feisty women, I really do, but if you were to ask my husband he'd probably say that I'm very insecure. And actually incredibly malleable, which isn't necessarily a good thing.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

The only way to make a husband over according to one's ideas ... would be to adopt him at an early age, say four.

No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object.

I believe that acting is a talent while being a great person encompasses so much more: being a good father, a good husband and the ability to show compassion for others.

I wouldn't be who I am without my husband, who handled the business end of Donna Karan so I could be creative.

Why do I find the fantasy - husband, family, kids - exhausting instead of alluring? Is there something wrong with me? Do I have a life?

Women tend to be preservers of the social structure, of marriage. They don't want to upset their husbands or their significant others. They don't want to hurt people.

I hate a messy kitchen and my more casual husband has come to recognize it's more pleasant for him to clean up after himself rather than deal with me hating a messy kitchen.

But I want to motivate. I wanna motivate every person to leave here to be a better father, a better husband, to break addictions to come up higher in their walk with the Lord.

A literary woman's best critic is her husband.

I think we all live dichotomies. I'm a father of three boys and a loyal homebody sort of husband and father. And yet I act in movies and write and direct movies.

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

I'm a lot more self-confident than I used to be. To some extent I owe that to my children and my husband.

I have learned something about the job of being the President's wife. She is not chosen by anyone except her husband and she really has no obligations except to him.

I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet.

Every day I ask my husband, 'Is it possible to over kiss your child?' I literally think I kiss him 200 times in a day. It's not normal!

My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say "Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha."

The second time around I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Changing husbands is only changing troubles.

My husband is a former Air Force pilot and my son is an active duty Army surgeon, recently returned from Iraq, so my pride in our military is passionate... and personal.

...but I should say that kindliness, and sincerity, and if I may say so--modesty--are worth far more to a man, to a husband, than all the wit and beauty in the world.

Beli at thirteen believed in love like a seventy-year-old widow who's been abandoned by family, husband, children and fortune believes in God.

Every conscientious husband and wife should measure their marriage by the unchanging standard of the principles found in God's Word.

Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired.

I desperately loved my husband and I wanted to share everything together, and I thought that we were a very good team.

My sister and brother are both writers as well. We are constantly discussing story and plot lines. And I love to discuss story ideas with my husband.

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington

My best friend is my husband.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

If I hadn’t left Texas, I might not have met the director Terrence Malick, and I wouldn’t have met my husband and I wouldn’t have had the children that I’ve had. Life is interesting like that.

A writer judging his own work is like deceived husband - he is frequently the last person to appreciate the true state of affairs.

You want me to tell you what my husband thinks? My husband is not secretary of state; I am. If you want my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I am not going to be channeling my husband.

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.

I don't know why we work, my husband and I. We just do. We are black and white - yin and yang.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

My husband, when I was filming the Millennium movies, he asked me, 'How far are you going and when are you coming back?'

I put in my list all the busy, useful independent spinsters I know, for liberty is a better husband than love to many of us.