Ex Husband Quotes

Women naturally desire the same six things as I; they want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous with money, obedient to the wife, and lively in bed.

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

My life really began when I married my husband.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.

The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.

I try to be the best husband I can be, and if people respect that, that's cool. But there's no "perfect husband." We just all try to do the best we can, you know what I mean?

Blessed be they as virtuous, who when they feel their virile members swollen with lust, visit a brothel rather than grind at some husband's private mill.

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.

Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry.

The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation.

If you have flown, perhaps you can understand the love a pilot develops for flight. It is much the same emotion a man feels for a woman, or a wife for her husband.

Start where you are-do anything you can do, and do everything you can do, until you find something you must do! That something is probably your spiritual gift.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule.

The powerful men in my life have always believed in me: my husband, my son

That dangerous but too commonly received notion, that a reformed rake makes the best husband.

My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes.

I have had five phenomenal children, a great husband and, even though we are separated, we are good friends.

"Antiques Roadshow" is my favorite show. Every Monday night I have one hour of appointment television. I get the popcorn out and tell my husband, "don't bother me."

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl.

I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do.

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself.

They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies.

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul.

[When asked how many husbands she had had:] My own, or other people's?

The best way to be a good father to your children is to be a good husband to their mother.

I have the best husband one could dream of; I could never have imagined finding one like him. He is a true gift of heaven, and the more we live together the more we love each other.

I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go.

It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me.

A good husband makes a good wife.

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

This is your life!!! The children/husbands/lovers are just one chapter. The stronger we (women) get the more loving we can be- to all.

My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your own well-being.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.

Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me.

The press is like a woman: sublime when it lies, it will not let go until it has forced you to believe it. The public, like a foolish husband, always succumbs.

I have too much work on my hands and I would not be a dutiful husband.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.