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Ex Husband Quotes: "I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself."

I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.



Ex Husband Quotes: "The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband."

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.




Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband is pretty particular about his cars. In his opinion, the Mercedes are the best of the best."

My husband is pretty particular about his cars. In his opinion, the Mercedes are the best of the best.



Ex Husband Quotes: "After my husband John Lennon passed away, I tried to smile for my health."

After my husband John Lennon passed away, I tried to smile for my health.




Ex Husband Quotes: "It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it's very romantic when you're older. And it's hard to believe when you're younger. But it's absolutely true."

It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it's very romantic when you're older. And it's hard to believe when you're younger. But it's absolutely true.



Ex Husband Quotes: "When I need a break, a date night with my husband or a night out with girlfriends always does the trick."

When I need a break, a date night with my husband or a night out with girlfriends always does the trick.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages - just don't catch him at breakfast. Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all."

Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages - just don't catch him at breakfast. Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.




Ex Husband Quotes: "I really haven't been cognitive of gas prices. It wasn't until I filled up my husband's Toyota Prius Hybrid that I had a moment of understanding of how people who drive gas cars feel."

I really haven't been cognitive of gas prices. It wasn't until I filled up my husband's Toyota Prius Hybrid that I had a moment of understanding of how people who drive gas cars feel.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I had a big event in my personal life. Then I reevaluated and started going to theology class, and then I found my husband."

I had a big event in my personal life. Then I reevaluated and started going to theology class, and then I found my husband.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Many things inspire me. First and foremost, my family, my husband, and our son. I find that the love we share fills me up and makes me see and appreciate life in a different way."

Many things inspire me. First and foremost, my family, my husband, and our son. I find that the love we share fills me up and makes me see and appreciate life in a different way.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I’ve found that the best life has to offer is right in front of me, with my husband and child"

I’ve found that the best life has to offer is right in front of me, with my husband and child



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past."

My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.




Ex Husband Quotes: "My DVR says that I watch a lot of TV my husband likes."

My DVR says that I watch a lot of TV my husband likes.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband and I both have our bucket lists. Running a marathon was on mine."

My husband and I both have our bucket lists. Running a marathon was on mine.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband and I don't want Hollywood drama. I go to the market and do the dishes. I'm not treated differently because I work on TV."

My husband and I don't want Hollywood drama. I go to the market and do the dishes. I'm not treated differently because I work on TV.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I try to be really hippie about things. I'm uptight in all the ways that are really important, but the things my husband and family can benefit from my uptightness, I'm completely lacking."

I try to be really hippie about things. I'm uptight in all the ways that are really important, but the things my husband and family can benefit from my uptightness, I'm completely lacking.



Ex Husband Quotes: "After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well."

After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I very seldom said no, and I was aided and abetted by my husband, who realized that the one thing I could do was to be a very good actress, by his note."

I very seldom said no, and I was aided and abetted by my husband, who realized that the one thing I could do was to be a very good actress, by his note.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband is the most brilliant father on the planet."

My husband is the most brilliant father on the planet.



Ex Husband Quotes: "You can't be a good person when you're writing and a bad person to your husband or a bad friend."

You can't be a good person when you're writing and a bad person to your husband or a bad friend.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Sometimes when I hear criticism of my husband, I want to come out of my seat and clock somebody. But you learn to take a deep breath."

Sometimes when I hear criticism of my husband, I want to come out of my seat and clock somebody. But you learn to take a deep breath.



Ex Husband Quotes: "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."

If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end."

My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband has spent more time with our children than I have. I don't think they're better or worse off."

My husband has spent more time with our children than I have. I don't think they're better or worse off.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I work mornings only. I go out to lunch. Afternoons I play with the baby, walk with my husband, or shovel mail."

I work mornings only. I go out to lunch. Afternoons I play with the baby, walk with my husband, or shovel mail.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I dont understand boys - just ask my husband."

I dont understand boys - just ask my husband.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me."

I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me.



Ex Husband Quotes: "The first inkling my husband had that I was thinking about suicide was when he checked my blog."

The first inkling my husband had that I was thinking about suicide was when he checked my blog.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful."

Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I'm very lucky that my husband is a true partner in child-rearing. If I get home late, he gets home early or vice-versa. I travel more, and he's able to spell me when I'm gone."

I'm very lucky that my husband is a true partner in child-rearing. If I get home late, he gets home early or vice-versa. I travel more, and he's able to spell me when I'm gone.



Ex Husband Quotes: "That's why I have to be a fiction writer, because I can't remember what just happened or where I went last week or what movie I just watched with my husband. I'm better off just making things up."

That's why I have to be a fiction writer, because I can't remember what just happened or where I went last week or what movie I just watched with my husband. I'm better off just making things up.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I'm the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can't resist milk chocolate. I figure if you're going to do something naughty, make it really enjoyable."

I'm the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can't resist milk chocolate. I figure if you're going to do something naughty, make it really enjoyable.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband has no desire to work with me. He gets paid a lot of money to write giant movies. He's not into humoring me with my projects."

My husband has no desire to work with me. He gets paid a lot of money to write giant movies. He's not into humoring me with my projects.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I think it's crucial to live, play and work passionately. I'm inspired by my husband, my son and the sense of possibility in the world."

I think it's crucial to live, play and work passionately. I'm inspired by my husband, my son and the sense of possibility in the world.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Do stop flirting with my husband," said Tessa. "I shall not," Magnus declared, "but I will pause briefly so that I may catch up on your news."

Do stop flirting with my husband," said Tessa. "I shall not," Magnus declared, "but I will pause briefly so that I may catch up on your news.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband keeps me really honest."

My husband keeps me really honest.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I studied fascism when I was at university. My husband's family are German Jews. I'm very close to his grandma and she left Berlin when she was 19 in 1937. So, it's kind of all around me."

I studied fascism when I was at university. My husband's family are German Jews. I'm very close to his grandma and she left Berlin when she was 19 in 1937. So, it's kind of all around me.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I strike fear into you because I am a man?" "It isn't funny." "I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing."

I strike fear into you because I am a man?" "It isn't funny." "I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I'm so centered in feeling great about me that I can give great things to my son and my husband and my family."

I'm so centered in feeling great about me that I can give great things to my son and my husband and my family.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I have a wonderful husband. I have three amazing kids."

I have a wonderful husband. I have three amazing kids.



Ex Husband Quotes: "In Cambodian culture the male figure in the family is important; when you lose your husband you lose your economic ability to survive."

In Cambodian culture the male figure in the family is important; when you lose your husband you lose your economic ability to survive.



Ex Husband Quotes: "Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food."

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands."

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband and I have a deal, which has worked out well: He cooks one Sunday, I cook the next. The kids set the table, and we eat in the dining room together, just as I used to do as a kid."

My husband and I have a deal, which has worked out well: He cooks one Sunday, I cook the next. The kids set the table, and we eat in the dining room together, just as I used to do as a kid.



Ex Husband Quotes: "You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person."

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I did learn a great deal about my husband but I also learned something about myself: I made a wise choice. I think he's a good man."

I did learn a great deal about my husband but I also learned something about myself: I made a wise choice. I think he's a good man.



Ex Husband Quotes: "My husband's the first one to say, "This is not the end of the world." We're doing what we want to do - what we have chosen to do - and we know the risks involved."

My husband's the first one to say, "This is not the end of the world." We're doing what we want to do - what we have chosen to do - and we know the risks involved.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I would feel safe with my husband as president. I think Barack Obama is a fine man. I think Michelle Obama is a fine woman. This is about who would be better and I think my husband would be better."

I would feel safe with my husband as president. I think Barack Obama is a fine man. I think Michelle Obama is a fine woman. This is about who would be better and I think my husband would be better.



Ex Husband Quotes: "I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. But I stand by my husband's stance on DADT."

I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. But I stand by my husband's stance on DADT.