Ex Husband Quotes

My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him.

If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do.

In 1970, you went to school to find your husband.

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu.

When Im writing, I spend all my time in The Grocer on Elgin buying ready-made meals; I think they are the only reason my husband and kids havent left me.

I love to cook for my husband and daughter. I enjoy going to the market for fresh vegetables.

I grew up without the rose-tinted look at the profession many of my friends had, but I've been very lucky playing major roles in 'An Ideal Husband', 'Arcadia' and 'The Memory of Water'.

I loved my husband very much, and it was heartbreaking to have him develop Alzheimer's disease, and to stand by and watch him decline in his ability to take care of himself.

I am a Christian. My husband and I belong to the Episcopal Church.

Love's a weird one, isn't it? I've never told my husband Graham that I love him. He's never told me either. I think it started as a bit of a joke. We just decided never to say it.

I made a conscious decision to earn enough to be able to choose my husband rather than not have a career and marry someone who would have to earn enough for us both to live on.

I don't talk about my books while I'm writing them: not even my husband knows what a novel's about until it's done.

So if we could not have love, my husband and I, then at least I could have alchemy.

My husband is from Finland, so every so often I'll throw a Scandinavian-themed party.

I really got into 'The Walking Dead.' That was genius. And I have to say, my husband is on 'Shameless,' and I think it's a brilliant show.

I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it.

When I'm not working on the ground, spending time with my husband and daughter puts me at ease.

I'm a Muslim and I'm really looking forward to my wedding day. I can't wait to meet my husband.

My main focus is on becoming a new mom and giving the best of myself to my husband and growing baby.

I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me.

I feel like a different person since my mum passed away, like I'm driving a ship with my husband alongside me and we're leading these four children into unknown waters.

I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.

Was I the best husband? No. And I regret it.

I've never written about my husband, Steve, or any of my children because I know them all too well. I see them in all their complexities which makes them impossible to render on the printed page.

My husband is a Democrat, and I am a Republican, so our political ambitions are on opposite ends.

I work at home, in the country, and days will go by when, except for my husband and son and the occasional UPS man, the only sentient creatures that see me are my chickens and turkeys.

I've had a lot of fun watching my husband's wonderful career as a filmmaker unfold and all the interesting places we've been and people we've met. It's just been a really enjoyable ride.

I used to worry about losing my husband to another woman. Now, I'm more afraid of losing my nanny to another woman.

I never want my kids to feel like I'm just some housewife who was just kicking it with my husband, because that's not the kind of woman that I am.

My name is Leah, and I will do anything to keep my husband.

I can't whistle. My husband makes fun of me for that.

Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm cracking' and just acknowledge it.

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.

My husband doesn't know what my songs are about - even when they're about him. He's very British in that way. He doesn't ask, and he doesn't want to be told.

I don't really cook. There are caterers, and my husband cooks.

I guess my husband is a muse as well.

Romance is important to me, and to have a romance with your husband takes a bit of doing. The key is to make sure your partner misses you. That means you have to take yourself away.

The greatest joy is my lifestyle, where me and my husband and our kids who go to internet school so they have the freedom to travel with me are able to do what we want, when we want, where we want.

My husband says I like animals more than I like people. I take that as the compliment he means it as.

My husband is the most honest, kind, hard-working, and genuine person, and I honestly don't know how I could ever live without him.

Between writing, traveling, speaking, preaching, and doing my best to be a good husband to my wife and my three kids, that's about as much as one man or at least this man can do.

I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have.

I drag my husband out of bed, hook him up to a coffee to stay awake and make him listen to my plotting and any issues I may be having. I *need* his head-nodding (he's an expert head-nodder).

Now, since I'm a husband and father, discrimination against women isn't just political, it's personal.

Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine.

Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine, Whose weakness, married to thy stronger state, Makes me with thy strength to communicate.

I never complain. I chose the road of fighting with the Ukrainian oligarchy in 1996, and have paid for this with my freedom and that of my husband, my father and my close friends.

I do my best work under pressure, so I’ll nick an artery, and my husband isn’t allowed to stanch the bleeding till I’ve banged out a chapter.