Ex Husband Quotes

They were bound for college, husbands, child-rearing, unhappiness only dimly perceived- bound, in other words, for life.

I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.

Faith - seeing your husband as Jesus sees him.

Regular women carry pictures of their babies, their husbands, their summer houses. Fat ladies carry pictures of themselves at their skinniest.

Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention.

One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food.

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?

Candidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances.

It's not that Michelle Obama is trying to conceal her true feelings, it's that she does not want to be a political liability to her husband.

When I think of my best days as husband, I find I was doing what Regi said in this book. What Radical Husbands Do is a practical book I can safely give any man who is struggling in his marriage.

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.

A man may be capable, as Jack Ketch's wife said of his servant, of a plain piece of work, a bare hanging; but to makea malefactordiesweetly was only belonging toher husband.

The former stewardess glared at her ex-pilot husband as if he had been speaking, and thinking, in the absence of sufficient oxygen.

With thee goes Thy husband, him to follow thou art bound; Where he abides, think there thy native soil.

And to thy husband's will Thine shall submit; he over thee shall rule.

The clergy would have us believe them against our own reason, as the woman would have her husband against his own eyes.

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant

When I was a kid, I always saw these pictures of a man called Bob Gordon with a baritone saxophone, who I understood was my father. Turns out he wasn't. He was my mother's first husband.

Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in Away From Her. Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her own husband. Hillary Clinton calls it the feel good movie of the year.

Husband a lie, and trump it up in some extraordinary emergency.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

My dear husband, Richard, has been the driving force behind my success and rise to whatever level I am now. My story and legacy is incomplete without his mention.

My first book took five years to write and I made $1,000 on it. The second took three years and I made $3,000. All this time I was a housewife being supported by a husband. I was very lucky.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

Reformed rakes make the best husbands,"Violet said. "Rubbish and you know it." -Anthony to Violet

I've just vowed my love for you. Have you nothing to say in return?" Duncan asked. "Thank you, husband.

[On Ronald Reagan:] Jane Wyman seemed more upset with her husband's obsession with politics than I. I tried to make her laugh. 'He'll outgrow it,' I told her. To her it wasn't funny.

I had three influential teachers. The first was Uta Hagen. The second two, Bobby Lewis and my late husband, Charles Kakatsakis, were both from the Actors Studio.

Eventually women will learn there's no such thing as freedom. Their husbands are just as fastened to the deck as they are. Men get onto a treadmill and never got off.

Mrs. Charlotte Phelan's Guide to Husband-Hunting, Rule Number One: a pretty, petite girl should accentuate with makeup and good posture. A tall plain one, with a trust fund.

We need more young women who love sports even when their boyfriend/husband isn't making them watch!

But of course I love my Japanese fans and the show must go on, no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! It's not right but it's okay

The fact that I've managed to find a husband who understands and respects everything I do is astonishing.

What she needs,' Tom said aloud 'is a husband.' Agnes said crisply, 'Well, she can't have mine.

I love my kids, I'm a proud father, a happy husband, and all of that. I live my life with my wife as a normal person, and that's that.

Just looking at me, I am a Black man. Born and bred, through and through. But I am also a lot of things. I am a father. I am a husband. I am a Christian. I am a comic book geek and I'm a creator.

A sexually fulfilled husband will do anything for you.

I definitely want kids and I want four kids, for sure. But I need to find a husband first!

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!

None of the wives mention the security guards by the door, who will probably tackle us to the ground if we try to leave without our husbands.

Times like this, when she slips her hand into mine and holds on tight, and our husband becomes just a shadow in the doorway.

Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man. He made a good decision."

Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Cher, I don't wear a rug, it's mine, and I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work."

I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife.

One Mormon raised the question with his spouse, who minched no words in replying, 'All right Jody - you get another wife and I'll get another husband!'

It keeps her purity vacum-sealed to preserve its freshness for her future husband.

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

Liberty is a better husband than love to many of us.

I am rich and famous. I have a talented and gorgeous husband and two beautiful children. I could go on.