Ex Husband Quotes

Each husband gets the infidelity he deserves.

Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.

I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over again.

I like to make colored xeroxes of things. I clip out pictures of Liza Minelli and her husband from magazines and I fax them to people anonymously.

My husband was very eager to take me out of purdah. One day I said to him, "What do I want with the outside world?""The outside world may want you, " he replied.

How Many Marriages Would Be Better If the Husband and the Wife Clearly Understood That They're On the Same Side?

Ah, ' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, "I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, one cannot avoid being a fool.'("Queen Fantasque")

I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about.

Indeed, as a rule, everybody turns out to be somebody else.

Ah! that is the great thing in life, to live the truth.

I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable.

Never mind what I say. I am always saying what I shouldn't say. In fact, I usually say what I really think. A great mistake nowadays. It makes one so liable to be misunderstood.

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

The drawback of stealing a thing, is that one never knows how wonderful the thing that one steals is.

Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal

A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence

Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield

Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage

Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts

Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife

Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.

Wife: a former girlfriend

You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side

Husband: a former boyfriend

After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work

Marriage is but a consolidation of resources

Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours

A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.

You don't appreciate a faithful husband when you've got one, ' said Tommy.'All my friends tell me you never know with husbands, ' said Tuppance.'You have the wrong kind of friends, ' said Tommy.

When we kissed for the second time, we didn't stop (couldn't).

Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.

My greatest privilege is being married to a gentle loving husband. I am very grateful God made our path cross.

If you build your life on one and only person, be prepared for none and lonely life

A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

Being a husband or a wife, is already a huge responsibility to shoulder, without adding in the expectations.

Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.

What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?'I smiled. 'The stupid kind. Didn't you listen to your dad when he told you not to bet against me?

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

A mother gives you a life, a mother-in-law gives you her life.

Love, they said, burns youand builds you.But with you, there’s no ash.Just light.

It doesn’t matter where I am

Sometimes limbs must be re-broken to set properly, her heart too needed to shatter anew before it could truly heal.

Every broken heart has screamed at one time or another: Why can't you see who I truly am?

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

The real reason a husband and wife always fight is because they always focus on the ugliness in each other and have forgotten to focus on the beauties that attracted them at first.

My spouse is my shield, my spouse is my strength.