Ex Husband Quotes

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father; to his wife, but as a husband; to his enemy, but upon terms: whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires, and not as it sorteth with the person.

Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband.

I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

I dream of a true husband—a good man, not a brute, nor a champion of men on the battlefield; I dream but of a gentle man, one who neither speaks too loud nor ignores evil.

Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James)

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your grandmother. It’s all about do-it-yourself at the moment.

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

I would step in the way of a bullet if it were aimed at my husband. It is not self-sacrifice to die protecting that which you value: If the value is great enough, you do not care to exist without it.

The wife who submits to sexual intercourse against her wishes or desires, virtually commits suicide; while the husband who compels it, commits murder.

Women in general seem to me to be appreciably more intelligent than men. A great many of them suffer in silence from the imbecilities of their husbands.

Men err when they think they can be inhuman exploiters in their business life, and loving husbands and fathers at home.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

In a home where there is an able-bodied husband, he is expected to be the breadwinner.

I just wish, when neither of us has written to my husband's mother, I didn't feel so much worse about it than he does.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Women must begin to "save" themselves and their daughters before they "save" their husbands and their sons; before they "save" the whole world.

Make women rational creatures, and free citizens, and they will quickly become good wives; - that is, if men do not neglect the duties of husbands and fathers.

If more husbands and fathers would put as much energy into their marriages and families as they do their jobs, the world would change.

My husband really loves the red [lipstick], so I keep the red because I want to keep the husband.

The greatest way to get most husbands to eliminar la celulitis do one thing is to suggest that perhaps they're also old to do it.

God will bless you and your marriage when you follow His blueprint.

There is no job description for the first lady and she's only there because her husband got elected president.

I want kids. I want a soccer team, and I want a husband.

I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband. Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day.

The nobility danced for the sake of social grace, to exhibit their finery...peasants danced to make themselves happy, to escape the routine of their life, and to meet their future wives and husbands.

Next to my husband and along with Marlon Brando, Yves Montand is the most attractive man I've ever met.

My husband and I don't have children. We can't have children because we hate them.

And don't be frightened: you can always change your mind. I know: I've had four careers and three husbands.

I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.

If my husband ever met a woman on the street who looked like one of his paintings he would faint.

Pastors started killing their church members and church members killed pastors. Husbands killed wives. It's a situation no one can describe.

A good husband makes a good wife at any time.

A child cannot be free if his/her mother is not free. A husband cannot be free if his wife is not free. The society is nothing if women are nothing.

Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.

In a husband, there is only a man; in a married woman, there is a man, a father, a mother and a woman.

When you meet women, don't pretend to be anything that you're not.

I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain.

I am a much better father and husband than I ever was a sniper.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now.

In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.

But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle me so much that I forget that I'm a husband and a father.

Yes, I was in love with my husband at first sight and still am. We have the most solid relationship.

The secret to a great marriage is having a great husband.