Exes Quotes

Exes Quote of the day

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.

All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

Ex hoc momento pendet aeternites. (Eternity hangs from this moment.)

I have exes Im friends with and exes Im not friends with. It depends on what you decide together. I do think that sometimes trying to maintain that bond can be healthier than walking away.

There is no such thing as an ex-exhibitionist.

Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes.

If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.

I'm friends with [exes] and they hear the songs. I can honestly say I don't have any exes I hate. They're artists in some fashion so they understand.

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

What is not ex-pressed is de-pressed.

Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.

There's no such thing as an ex-junkie.

Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each other still.

I didn't really [seriously] go out with any guys until I was 18 and met my ex-fiancé, Michael Weatherly.

In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure

Um, Dues ex machina anyone?

It had come about ex­act­ly in the way things hap­pened in books.

I get on with all my exes, so there's nothing I need to forget about. I don't know - life is shorter than it seems.

The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex.

Of evils one should choose the least. [Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.]

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.

Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position.

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

You're gone and you left me. My heart has dissipated. The only thing I can feel is the blood rushing through my veins and the strings that hold my fragile heart together.

I didn’t answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness.

Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.