Fake Quotes

You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.

Just take our name off the list. . . . The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans . . . .

Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!

I've been a victim in every film I have done so far. It would be nice to play someone who doesn't get killed for once. Then again, I am getting really good at screaming and fake tears...

Fake news is a product of the internet that is not transparent. Fake news can spread online because as users we have no idea where any of the content we see comes from.

There is so much that is fake about our society. My generation is craving something that is real, honest and true. The Message is straight up! It's modern, relevant, and direct.

You can't fake it. Bad writing is a gift.

I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine.

I feel that we should always be a real friend, always, even to those who chose to be fake. Not because they are nice but because you are.

Most of the songs I write just very directly from my life. I don't have a big imagination. Whenever I tried to write from fantasy, it comes out sounding really fake.

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

It was so nice to go into this fake courtroom [on Ally McBeal]. I immediately went up into the judge's chair. Nice view. A preferable perspective.

I'm kind of like a combination of a red herring and a fake-out.

Obviously there's Netflix, iTunes, and Amazon and all these other outlets. Fake It So Real is now on Fandor, and I think people have actually seen it there, which is fine.

I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

Bill Knott's poems are . . . rhetorical fluff . . . and fake.

Depressions are very cyclical, they happen once every five years. When I was on TV, yes I was effervescent, you can't fake it. It [depression] comes like the pox.

I don't want to get depressed, I don't want to get down in the dumps, and I don't want to get teased with the idea that everything's rigged and everything's fake.

This is personal, she'd said. Real. This moment was too, even if you couldn't see it at first glance. It was fake on the outside, but so true within. You only had to look, really look to tell.

I do not like Andre Ward. I want to destroy this guy as a boxer, as a champion. For me he is not a champion, he's a fake champion.

I wouldn't. I would just go home. I'd fake an injury or something.

Usually when Donald Trump wants to keep someone out of military service, he just fakes a doctor's note saying he has a foot injury. It worked fine for him during Vietnam.

Parenting is the greatest of hum-a-few-bars-and-I'll-fake-it skills.

While you see a chance take it, find romance, fake it, because it's all on you.

I just think that movies are really fake; they should be fake.

Plastic people flashing fake smiles at a pretend world.

I promise you, I'm fake sometimes, but other times I'm like, dude sit down.

Some people thought Theophilus was a fake name. Whatever.

The basics of acting are really better in America than in Europe. Just the basic "fake laugh" is impossible to get in France.

Don't be intimidated by Caesar's Hollywood fake versions of religiosity. If life has a meaning for you beyond the TV-studio game, you are religious! Spell it out!

Having to act like an adult because I was directing a big movie but also feeling like a child because we had reindeer and big cameras and they had fake snow. I just wanted to go play in the snow.

If I have no connection with the character, then it's all fake - it's just blah, blah, blah.

I have a woman who teaches me what love is every day. Maybe that sentiment is possible to fake, but for me it's really true.

In my opinion in art nothing can go too far as long as you don't physically hurt people or animals. Art is there to push boundaries. I love it when my work freaks people out but it's all fake!

The thing about television is that you can't fake it. Your sense of discovery must be genuine; you can't pretend to be surprised.

If you're doing live-action, you have to learn how to actually do whatever it is that you're doing. If you're doing voice-over, you can fake it.

It's surprisingly difficult to build fake overhead bins, especially ones that, you know, you can open really easily - because when you're floating around, you don't have any traction, obviously.

Conspiracies and all the theories of conspiracy are a part of the canon of fakes. And I'm involved, in all of my writings, the theoretical ones as well as the novels, with the production of fakes.

L.A. is so fake - girls there are so superficial.

Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break.

To me, Sheitan movie is the answer to all the problems we have in France concerning immigration. That is a fake problem; people can actually work together and do something very interesting out of it.

Blood, especially fake, and guns, this is bullshit. It works in the movie, but on set it doesn't work for me.

The great thing about revision is that it's your opportunity to fake being brilliant.

For me, the melancholy of the late XXth Century is walking late at night by the Mont Blanc pen store and seeing these things always strike me as simulacra of luxury items. They seem like fakes.

Sincerity? I can fake that.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

The life of Shakespeare is a fine mystery and I tremble every day lest something turn up.

I didn't know who tobelievebutone thing I doknow: when a man islivingmany claim relationshipsthat are hardlysoand after he dies, well, then it's everybody'sparty.

I fake fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sold separately. Real horseshoes not included. Imaginary ones – neither.

The Earth orbits round tables.