Fake Quotes

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town.

It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything.

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

We will always meet rivals in everything we do, but the most dangerous are those we believe to be our friends.

Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care, but because they don't.

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.

I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like

I don't think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite easy. But actual, genuine warmth? I don't think you can fake it.

It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

A man nearly always loves for other reasons than he thinks. A lover is apt to be as full of secrets from himself as is the object of his love from him.

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.

I haven't read anything but regurgitated rumors. Nothing new, and nothing true.

Sometimes there a hundred lies behind a smile and not a single truth behind a tear.

Every journey into the past is complicated by delusions, false memories, false namings of real events.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.

The United States is a fake country.

The crusade against Communism was even more imaginary than the specter of Communism.

And you don't have to care, so don't pretend. Nobody needs a best fake friend.

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.

In order for me to achieve... I had to regard myself greater than what I was. In other words I had to fake it until I make it.

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

The third time you say a thing it sounds like a lie.

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.

Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's.

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.

I called the fake news "the enemy of the people" - and they are. They are the enemy of the people. Because they have no sources, they just make them up when there are none.

It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside?

…maybe the whole Internet will simply become like Facebook: falsely jolly, fake-friendly, self-promoting, slickly disingenuous….” - Zadie Smith

Not like this. He wanted it to be real.

The so-called culture nowadays is only a fake one with a superficial front. It is an empty lie.

Back to prison. Maybe if you fake a heart attack, I can make a break for it. (Rose Hathaway says to Lissa Dragomir)

According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.

It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with.

I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.

It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.

One fake friend can do more harm than 10 enemies... Be smart choosing your friends.

For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he.

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!

It's all storytelling, you know. That's what journalism is all about.

We're all surrounded by what I call faux language, fake language of commerce, of news media.

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn't exist.