Fake Quotes

Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.

On the ostensible exactitude of certain branches of human knowledge, including mathematics. The exactness is a fake.

Those are the murderers of art who are sitting on the top wearing crowns of fake intelligence. Let me bring them down with the power of my art, without delaying the matter further.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter

Only a Californian would have observed that it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the real fake from the fake fake.

Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.

Let's talk about real fake news. If this were about a religion or if this were about a Muslim ban, then how come the largest Muslim nation on the planet...Indonesia, exactly, isn't listed?

Hollywood was fine with fakes, but it was most definitely not okay with frauds.

Even the human race can't claim to be natural anymore. We are fake, dying things. How fitting that I would end up in this sham of a marriage.

I miss my hair, but I feel like going out there with some fake braids wouldn't be right. I want to be the most genuine performer I can be.

You can't fake being a star. But you can also become a great personality.

It's a mental fake-out to myself. I make believe I'm making a new show so I forget the material I was working on and make up some fresh material.

I hide hurt behind a fake smile. I wear it all the time. Everyone says how I always look so cheerful. Shows what they know I guess.

Legendary service is one of the criteria that sets one company apart from its competitors. It's the mark of a truly authentic company - you just can't fake caring!

If u hot and make hot ish, Imma make sure and get down with ya! Break bread or fake dead - everyone else move out tha way!

My real friends never hearin from me, fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me

...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can't until you do understand.

You have to learn to accept your body. You have to learn to like what you see in the mirror. There are definitely times when I don't feel like myself, but you have to fake it until you make it.

Out of the thousands who are known or who want to be known as poets, maybe one or two are genuine and the rest are fakes, hanging around the sacred precincts, trying to look like the real thing.

If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible.

Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.

I hate the whole concept of the clog! It's fake, it's ugly, and it's not even comfortable!

Remembering now all those farewells (fake farewells, worked-up farewells), Irena thinks: a person who messes up her goodbyes shouldn’t expect much from her re-unions.

My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

Faking your own death is illegal, yet faking your own life is celebrated

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

Because we're actors we can pretend and fake it, but I'd rather the intimate investment was authentic.

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.

Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.

I’m avampire. I havesecret powers ,” he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, “Actually, your mom let me in.

Sentences are not as such either true or false.

I don't think CNN is 'fake news.' I think there are some reports everywhere, in print, on TV, on radio, in conversation, that are not well-researched and are sometimes based on falsehoods.

Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle-clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake.

Fake it until you make it. Pretend to be somebody until that somebody turns into you.

If you have superpowers and no one can actually cause you any physical harm, then everything has to be very thought-through. You almost have to fake at being human.

I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends.

There's no substitute for will. Sometimes you have to fake will when you don't feel it at all.

But from the time I was very little, it was something I would do all the time, just sing, dance and act. So it wasn't something that was fake or contrived as I got older.

Why are we working so hard to preserve Iraq, a fake country to begin with? Why do we care whether this fake country that was drawn on the map 100 years ago remains?

I used to live in a gap jumper, tracksuit bottoms and a fake flower in my hair. Shocking.

BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that's ruining the ocean.

Fake it, you will make it. But you have to believe it.

Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything I'm into, it's real to me. There's nothing fake about it.

If other people think I’m okay looking, that’s great, but I don’t see it myself. When I look in the mirror all I see is a bunch of fake teeth and football scars.

Fake it till you make it.

& if I'm fake I aint notice cause my money aint

If a person hides the truth or says something fake on variety shows or interviews, it will still be found out no matter how careful they are.

I never want to fake it. That's my whole thing.