Fake Quotes

You can't fake being able to cook well.

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

People who don't know anything tend to make up fake rules, the real rules being considerably more difficult to learn.

I don't like reverse-angle shots - I find them very fake and very untruthful to the viewer.

I'm a fake intellectual.

I'm not oblivious to that connotation of changing careers, so I'm just going in and doing the job. I think that you can't fake doing the job. All I want to do is deliver. That's my focus.

So-called Chinese art and culture is under control of the Party. They exist to serve the official agenda. I call it fake art and culture.

Fake news has been around as long as news has been around.

If I'm doing a fake movie, it's gonna be a fake hit.

I know amazing people in fashion who are anything but fake. They are very real and very sensitive. They are happy and sad. They are loyal friends.

For the most part, when you're on set, you know everything's fake. You're very aware of the fact that you're shooting a television show.

There's a good deal of ivory being sold that claims to be antique ivory. In fact, we've seen evidence that there are fake antiques being carved in countries like China.

There's nothing sillier than fake rough edges, like the handheld camera you sometimes see on "NYPD Blue," shaking and jittering around, unmotivated, way more than any actual documentary camera would.

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?

I owe it to my fans to be who I am. There's nothing fake about me.

Lena was an introvert. She knew she had trouble connecting with people. She always felt like her looks were fake bait, seeming to offer a bridge to people, which she couldn't easily cross.

When I sound real, I'm fake, and when I sound fake, I'm real.

If you've got great parents, once you grow up and have to live by yourself, you're going to create some fake self as you get comfortable wherever you are.

When you have a lot of fake selves, most of the time it's because you haven't had parents around so you try to build characters to protect yourself.

There's a part in every person that has a fake self. We've had this since infancy due to our parents and our upbringing.

I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.

It was probably in third grade - I had a super fake, gold herringbone chain. I don't remember if it was my mom's or how I got it, but ever since then, I've loved chains.

Standing in front of a fake mountain with fake snow falling and seven girls dressed as Santarettes will stay in my memory.

I was a pretty happy kid, I had to fake it. I had to get into this miserable character before I wrote poems.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Kaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It's no fun at all.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

Leigh [Bowery] would create fake guest lists and put the most ridiculous names on them - Joan Collins, or really naff soap stars who would never grace the door of Taboo.

However a man who was honest and clever was always, ALWAYS more difficult to scam than someone who was both dishonest and clever. Sincerity. It was so difficult , by definition, to fake.

I always follow the rules. No fake co-productions. I know how to make content agreeable and acceptable.

I want to play the fake child on 'To Catch A Predator.' No, wait! I want to play the Leaf Man!

You can't fake wrestling. We can fake punch, but with wrestling you just have to go ahead and do it. You really need to see the hand hit the face, the head butting and everything.

You can't fake community, you can't force it, either.

Basically, what I'm saying is there is nothing fake about what I do. I'm up-front, I'm real, I'm honest and I'm open with my feelings.

When a crisis occurs, I feel that one of my greatest responsibilities is to set a tone of calm no matter what the problems. Sometimes I have to fake confidence a lot. I also have to fake calm.

I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it.

If it's something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me. So, I'm not a very good actor in that way. I can't fake it.

All activism is fake activism.

If I could act like This was my real life, And not some cage where I've been placed, Well then, I could tell you The truth like I used to And not be afraid of sounding fake.

I'm not fake in any way.

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.

Don't fake enthusiasms. Say what you think, not what you think you ought to think.

Don't fake it till you make it. Just get busy making it!

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

When I listen to the radio, I just hear so much music that doesn't even sound like people. The vocals are all tuned, and the drums are all fake.

In painting as in prose, a good eye is not enough to tell you whether what you see is real or fake.

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.

Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.

Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license.