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Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.

I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.

If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.

Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their place yet at all.

There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.

Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.

The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.